Zuri: Hey, I'm drawing here!
Jessie: Zuri, that is a beautiful... lion! Alien? Sasquatch? Tell me if I'm getting warmer.
Zuri: It's you.
Jessie: Hmm.
Zuri: See, this is your hair.
Jessie: Oh. Last time I go to Quickie Cuts.
Andres: Yeah, just because you get a coupon doesn't mean you should use it.
Trevor: Up and back in 22 seconds. Beat that, Puke.
Luke: The name's Luke. Although the view of your butt did make me want to puke. Now watch and learn. I'm gonna climb this wall faster than a spider monkey on a sugar high.
Jessie: Uh, Luke, aren't you forgetting something?
Luke: Oh, yeah. Trevor, let's put some money on this.
Jessie: No. No, no, no. I didn't mean gambling. I was talking about a helmet.
Luke: Jessie, I can't wear this!
Jessie: Don't worry, I can fix the strap.
Luke: No, I mean it's got a princess on it.
Trevor: It's got a princess under it, too.
Jessie: Look, I am sorry, but safety comes first. And hey, I think you're getting a little sunburned, so let me just...
Luke: No, I'm not... I'm fine and I'm going up. Trevor, start timing me. Whoa, sunscreen. This is slippery. Whoa, falling!
Jessie: I got you. Okay.
Trevor: You got 20 more seconds. Maybe she can carry you up.
Luke: All right. All right, that's it! We're going to settle this like real men. By playing paintball in weird costumes!
Trevor: You're on! Me and my brother, Dirk, are gonna be gladiators. And we're gonna feed you to the lions.
Luke: Yeah, well my team's going to be zombies. We're gonna eat your brains!
Jessie: Yeah, if you had any! Up top!
Luke: Sorry, but it's too dangerous. I don't have a wrist protector.
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Penthouse
Zuri: Em, An, you two are cordially invited to my tea party tomorrow. Dress is black tie and tails.
Emma: Thank you. As always I shall be delighted to attend. But please don't sit me next to Chubby the Bear. He hogs the honey and never wears pants.
Andres: And make shure there are macaroons
Emma: Jasmine!
Jasmine: Emma! Kisses.
Zuri: Hey! I'm not a coatrack!
Jasmine: You are now. Fantabulous news.
Emma: What is it?
Jasmine: Check your phone. I'm busy.
Emma: You scored us two seats to Zach Posen's fashion show?
Jasmine: Front row!
Emma: When is it?
Jasmine: Tomorrow at 3:00!
Emma: I can't wait!
Andres: But, Emma, tomorrow's Zuri's tea party.
Emma: Zuri, that's kid stuff!
Jasmine: Hello? We're talking Zac Posen. The front row will be all celebrities.
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Jessie
Adventure"Jessie" is your typical fish-out-of-water story. Jessie is a small-town teen who leaves her Texas roots to take a job as a nanny for the Ross family's Five precocious kids in New York. Heading the family are the parents: supermodel-turned-business...
