You were walking with your friends into school all going to your lockers next to one another.
You notice a girl trying to break into your locker. You then approach her and startled him "hey! What do you think your doing?!" She jumps back from your locker hiding something behind her back "nothing!" The girl was too stunned to speak.
You took what she was hiding behind her back noticing it was a letter. You began to read it. It was everything she liked about you. "Dammit I thought a guy wrote this because how messy the writing iiisss" you whined a bit as he stares at you blankly. "What?" She asks so confused about your reaction. You look her dead in the eyes. "I'm gay. I'm a gay man. Women are so weird and disgusting. And before you say "well you just haven't found the right one yet"". You mocked a whiney girl while saying that last bit. "I have tried lots and I only like men. Plus who doesn't like dick right?." You then start laughing as she storms away upset and her friends mocked her for being rejected by a gay man. Your friends also laughed at the idea.