"That's too kind to do for it to be true" - SBI hero Au/bystanderinnit

10. Daaamn. He just snapped like a prezzle pretzzle pretzzle fuck this word

 I don't know how to spell pretzle. Prezzle pretzzle preztle prezel pretzel is that it? I THINK I GOT IT! I thought there were two Z's in it

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I'm going to have to confess, won't I?

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Techno's point of view*

I can't believe that I have to tell him that I thought he was a criminal....wait! HAH no I don't. I can just tell him that his power is useful and he could be a great asset

Tommy's point of view*

"Kid, how would you like to be an intern at the hero agency?" These two men are the heroes I saw yesterday, aren't they? Well I guess it won't be too bad if I join the heroes because that way I can heal people. I won't give out Dream's name and I won't tell Dream their identities so that way I'll be a neutral party

I probably need to ask a question so I don't seem more suspicious "What do you mean?" Pinkie sighed at my question and then he put his head up as if he thought of something "Your ability seems powerful and we would like you to join our friends who are heroes themselves"

It's funny how they are still going on with this like I don't know that they are the same people. "I'll join but I have one more question; Am I getting paid?"

Bitch Boy scoffed and said "'aM i GeTtInG pAiD?' Of course you are you dumbass! It's not like you're going to be in dangerous situations that you could possibly die in and not get paid."

Jeez, no need to be so rude...

After he said that there was only silence until the bell rung

I looked at the entrance and saw "BIG Q!" I yelled as I ran up to him

He had a big grin on his face and hugged me as he said "My baby duckling!" I wiggle out of the hug with a red face and say "Big Q I have work, I can't be with you my entire shift." His grin turned into a frown "You never have time to do anything fun. You're always working and never take a break. Why can't you just close up early for on-"

I cut him off

"Because I can't, Quackity." He frowned again and continued to try to get me to go "Why not!? You're already doing good! I can hook you up with some money if you need more. There's nothing else you should need. You're like me! Nothing outside of work"

"Quackity. I can't. Beause unlike you I actually have children to take care of. Unke you I am having finacial problems. Unlike you I HAVE FUCKING RESPONSIBILITIES!"

He shakes his head and walks closer to me, "We're alike, Tommy. You can't deny that."

Tears started to build up "NO! You're an asshole who left their child on a doorstep of an orphanage at the age of 10 and then moved on to be engaged with two fiances and only came back when they broke up with you. I do not want to ever be like you!"

He puts his hand on my cheek and caresses it "You poor boy. You know you want to be free. To want to leave this life and have nothing to be responsible for."

"YOU THINK I DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY CHILDREN! THAT'S AS FAR FROM THE TRUTH YOU CAN GET!" I didn't mean to yell but it feels so good to let it out

It fuckinf hurts for him to say that I have no responsibilities needed. That's just a fucking lie! I try hard, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

"DON'T YOU THINK I WANT TO NOT HAVE TO GO SO LOW AS TO SELLING DRUGS TO TEENAGERS! I WANT TO HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE AS A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BUT INSTEAD I PAY MY OWN FRIENDS!"

Everything is starting to feel woozy. I see two people watching from afar. It's the two who shat talked my cafe. Assholes.

Whatever. Everything feels like shit at the moment. I just-

"-WANT TO EVERY ROBBER TO COME IN HERE AND NOT MISS THEIR SHOT! I WANT TO SLEEP MORE THAN THREE HOURS A DAY! I'M TIRED AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS.....is.....is sleep..."

I want to go to bed...this is the most energy I've ever used "I think...think it might be the last I have..." I mumble as I fall forwards

The last thing I heard was "TO-" And then it cut out as if he were lagging. Haha, it's like my irl life is lagging. Lmfaos in the chat.

Techno's point of view*

Huh...who knew he looked exhausted because of all the [Doo doo] he had to do and not because he's a murderer or a kidnapper. I guess I was wrong....OH [Chocolate shake] HE PASSED OUT!

It was Wilbur's fault though. It was definitely all Wilbur's fault. There is no way it was mine. I had nothing to do with this. I think I'm going to leave now to let Wilbur deal with this. But I should probably try to help him...

I walked to the duck(?) hybrid and pick up the blonde guy

I think the 'Big Q' guy said that his name is Tommy. The kid might have also mentioned it but in all honesty I wasn't really paying attention to anything he said other than the insults that were towards Wilbur

I put the kid in a seat and see that he's passed out {Well duh} Shut up 'Pigs_are_[Cats]'. {Well you just said something that we all know} Did you know that he has a deep gash in his abdomen that came from the spruce wood stick that just happened to be here? {Well I can't see as much as you} You use 'Well' too much {Well shut up you [Cat]} Woah woah woah. Temporal mind lobe can kick you out of here to make another soul suffer, so be careful.

I look more into the injury that came from the stick and I see the angle it's at.

Wait, this is like a one in a never chance. The spruce wood is at the perfect angle to where it would hurt someone to the point of punctured organ but he was the exact size to where he wouldm't get hit. Anyone taller or shorter would probably get seriously injured! {Technonerd}

I hate you specifically out of the hundreds and thousands of people here {We love you too} I want to kill you and send you to [Fire place] {But you can't get rid of me along with everyone else and as long as I continue to gift you money you will never hear the end of me}

That's it. Temporal mind lobe, ban this one voice {NOOOOOOO-} thank God they're gone

Wilbur's point of view*

Daaamn. He really just snapped like a pretzel

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I know this made no sense and had a horrible ending but I'll try to do better in future chapters

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