"That's too kind to do for it to be true" - SBI hero Au/bystanderinnit

19. Thanks to our sponsers, the voices, we can have another unintentional filler

Nevermind, I'm the wimp

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Tommy's point of view*

Dammit. Tubbo broke my arm, again. My stupid chicken bone of an arm breaks with the slightest amount of pressure. I should probably tell Techie that before he kills...nevermind.

"Techie! Why'd you break his arm?" He huffs and my jaw drops.

"Bad Techie! You can't say you're innocent just because you only knocked him out. Just for that, you have to investigate the egg thingy while I stay with Waller" when he looks shocked I know I did a good job so I jump on Pill "If you don't do it then you will be meaningless to me forever. Waller, go take Tubbo to the infirmary."

He looked angry. Someone as ugly as him should never be able to get uglier.

"HELL NO! AND WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET A CHILD FUCKING IN CHARGE OF US! WE NEED TO STOP THIS BEFORE HE INFECTS EV-" I was wondering when he was going to stop.

I yawn and put my head on Pill's shoulder. He's soft, like a pillow! I'm gonna call him pillow...since it...has his name in it.

Techno's point of view*

Bruuuuuuh, I just got grounded by a 4-year-old

{An adorable 4-year-old. And you should probably do the egg thing. It has infected fifteen more people}

Like I'm going to do th- {It could hurt Tommy}...I hate all of you with a burning passion {And you think we don't know? We've litteralie been making fun of you for years}

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{Don't you do it}

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{Just please don't do it, we're begging you}

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{WE WILL KILL Y-}

literally*

I had to, even though Tommy's life is less important than this.

{Really? That's just cruel}

It is called sarcasm. I'm not surprised you have been too dumb to recognize it for years. Couldn't be me.

{Bruuuuuuuuuh} Don't 'Bruuuuuuuuuh' me young gender-neutral pronoun because there are like a million of you and I can't say one gender because all of you are talking at once.

There was silence and then suddenly the egg thing came back to me. It could hurt Tommy if I don't get rid of it! {No [do doo] Sherlock. It's not like we told you earlier}

So you can be sarcastic {TECHNO JUST DO THE EGG THING}

Fine, I'll do it. You don't have to be so rude though.

{Why you gotta be so rude~} {Don't you know we're human too}

- Rude

Can I have just ONE day where y'all don't sing a song? I've let it go too many ti-

{Let it go} {Let it go} {Can't hold it back anymore~} {L-}

- Let it go

SHUT U-

{She said shut up and dance with me} {This woman is our destiny} {Ooo~} {She said shut up and dance with m-}

I TOLD YOU SO MANY TI-

{We told you one to three four five six thousand times} {Haven't we made it obvious, haven't we made it cl-}

- FRIENDS

Carry on with this [Do dooity] bit and I will m-

{Carry on our wayward son} {There'll be peace when you are done} {Lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more}

- Carry On Wayward Son

That's a good song so I can't be angry with any of you.

{You love us~}

Okaaaay, now you've gone back down to terrible voices that talk all day like I have a headache so bad that I need to take medicine. Maybe if one of you could just loop some good music instead of music that gets stuck in my head, not unlike any of you, for da-

{Your love is like bad medicine} {Bad medicine is what I need}

{Whoa~}

{Shake it up, just like baaad medicine} {There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease!}

- Bad medicine

Y'all are just...wow. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go kill the egg. It could kill my precious little, innocent bean if I don't.

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