"That's too kind to do for it to be true" - SBI hero Au/bystanderinnit

16. You dare defy the adorable popcorn?

"WALLER! PILL!" Did he just call Wilbur and Phil Waller and Pill?

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Techno's point of view*

I walk out of the room and, just as I thought, he was calling them while running straight towards them

I'm not one to laugh but this was funny enough to make me laugh

I mean he called them Waller and Pill. He's an idiot but makes it funny

After a while of laughing everyone was staring at me but it didn't end there

I started making weird noises and then I couldn't breathe "H-He-" I couldn't stop

This feels weird but not horrible. I take that back, this is the worst. My throat is dying and my lungs aren't getting any oxygen

I gripped onto the first thing I touched to keep my from falling

Oddly enough I don't hate this feeling.

This went of for what felt like 5 minutes of not being able to properly breathe

"W-what the....what h-" I collapsed on the floor. I can get up but it's so comfortable. I just want to lay here forever....

"TECHNO!" Oh how much I despise curly fries because of him

"Are you okay? Did he do something to you? Are you dead?" Wait, what did happen? Surely I wouldn't have laughed that hard if it was anyone else

I looked at the popsicle looking kid and he just had this huge grin on his face "Did I get it right! Tubbo had taught me how to read so that might have been what makes me wrong but I'm sure I read it correctly, right?"

At the end he looked so disappointed

{SO DUCKING CUTE} {AHHHH} {SAY HE WAS RIGHT ALREADY} {HE'S YOUR BABY BROTHER AND YOU KNOW IT} {Tsk tsk tsk. All y'all were against it less than five minutes ago} {I thought we banned them}

I hate them so much but they are right

"Of course that's their na-" "[Fire pit] no. What the heck do you think? My name doesn't have the word wall in it you idiot. Next time get a brain" He looked like tears were about to come out from Wilbur's words

He is so ducking dead

"You dare defy the adorable popcorn?" A few seconds of silence passed and I pounced on him

I quickly tied his arms together and say "Don't worry, candy corn, you're right. You'll always be right and nobody can ever prove you wrong"

Pigle- Tommy. Tommy had looked up at me and the tears that were so close to coming out had been quickly wiped away

He ran at me and my first instict would have been to kick him before he could hit me but this time I didn't. I let him and I was expecting a punch to the gut but got a hug instead

I wonder when the last time I got one was. I told Wilbur and Phil I hated hugs because it reminded me of how my mom tried to suffocate me as a child but this hug was warm and.... and welcoming....

"You okay Techie? I'm sorry that I made you cry" When did I start crying? And did he really call me that!?

I want to squeal. I want to squeal in happiness and this feels weird. I want the feeling gone but I also want it to last forever

How is his power this amazing when he's this young. If he trains and truly wants to he could rule over the world with little to no effort

"You didn't do anything, this is all Waller's fault" "MY NAME IS-" I glared at him and he immediately shut up. Good.

He looks up at me and has tears running down his face "Really?" I want to squeeze him to death. Please let me squeeze him so hard that he might die but I don't want him to die

I may be strong but sometimes I can't control it so it gets dangerous at times which is why I hug him without any pressure

"Techno, what's wrong with you? Please break out of it. You don't look right while doing th-"

I punched hard enough for him to pass out

"TECHNO!" "What? He was being rude to Tommy"

Phil's point of view*

I'm disappointed in him. He just punched Wilbur and didn't feel an ounce of guilt.

I walk towards Techno to reprimand him and he growled at me while hiding Tommy

Is he being protective of him? This is a first...

"Techno, I need you to uncover him. Can you do that for me?" "No! Don't leave me. You're too warm and I wanna sleep. Please Techie, I wanna stay with you"

I snorted at the poor kids attempt in getting Techno to stay. He's probably going to leave with no words

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Wait, why is Techno still growling at me?

I want closer to him and he gets louder.

Fuck. I've lost to a fucking child. A kid has made Techno show more protection than he ever will in his entire life. This isn't fair. It can't be. This kid broke hlim. Wait, this kid broke him! I can show him affection without being hurt!

"TECHIE! I forgot about Tubbo and Ranboo. They'll be really really worried if I don't get there soon. Can you take me?" Techno smiles and holds the kid in a cradle position

He hasn't smiled in yea-

Oh no he ducking didn't. This kid did not just fucking stick his tounge out at me. He might be killed if he goes any further

OH, NOW HE'S GIGGLING! HE HAS A DEATH WISH, DOESN'T HE?

..why is it cute? Oh no. Shit. Fuck. Cum. Dammit, the kid has already rubbed off on me and he hasn't even been here for a day.

No adopting. But does kidnapping him count? Wait, I'm rich as fuck, why am I even worried about a thousand dollars that is being given to my son so he can spend it on shit that's going to be inside the house!?

I really want to take the kid but he just seems too suspicious with the amount of things he does for no reason. I'll have to check on that later

Like I said before, what he did was too kind to be true. It's not good to trust those who aren't who they say they are

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