Comebacks and Insults

Ugly People

• Oh I'm sorry. Was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face...

• If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.

• Your face is very becoming... Becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.

• You must have been born on a highway. That's where most accidents happen.

• I'm not smiling at you. I'm just trying not to laugh.

• When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change. Except for the direction I am walking in.

• Person: what's that face?
Me: looking at you.
Person: that's fucking mean.
Me: well you're ugly as shit.

• I was going to give you a nasty look...but I see you already have one.

• Person: you wear too much makeup
Me: are you giving me beauty tips? Do you own a fucking mirror?

• Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

• Person: you're so annoying.
Me: I may be annoying but you are ugly as shit. At least I can fix my problem.

• My straightener is hotter than you.

• I would love to insult you but I'm afraid I wouldn't do as well as nature did.

• Boy: "girls shouldn't wear..."
Me: do you really think you have the right to give me fashion advise when you wear bucket hats.

• oh nice tan. What's ur race? A carrot?

• to a girl with fake tan: when I see a bag of cheese balls I eat em, not roll around in em

• is your dad a cheeto? Or is that a birth defect?
• are you tryna impress Donald trump?
•I guess we can say orange is the new black...
• dis bitch be a walking ad for a wood stain
• she got tangerine skin. I wonder how long it takes to peel?

• willy wonka called and he said he wants you back

• I didn't know they make people out of