• When?
• Nah, your hand might get jealous.
• Can I be on top this time?
• How hard?
• No... I don't want herpes.
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Fuck You
• When?
• Nah, your hand might get jealous.
• Can I be on top this time?
• How hard?
• No... I don't want herpes.