• Student: would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: of course not.
Student: good, because I haven't done my homework.
• Teacher: have you completed all your homework?
Me: no, have you marked our test papers?
Teacher: well.. No but,
Me: shit happens.
• Teacher: why are you late?
Student: someone told me to go to hell. Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here.
• Teacher: do I hear talking?
Student: duhhh, you have ears.
• *at a restaurant*
Waiter: would you like a table?
Me: no not at all, we came here to eat on the floor, carpet for 5 please!
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Comebacks and Insults
RandomWARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THIS COLLECTION OF WORDS CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF SASS. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T HANDLE BRILLIANT COMEBACKS AND INSULTS.
