Comebacks and Insults

Dicks/ Jerks

• You should wear a condom on your head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well look like one too.

• Being a dick doesn't make yours any bigger.

• Person: you are what you eat!
Me: maybe that's why you're such a dick.

• Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

• The jerk store called, they're running out of you.

• I'd like to see things from your point of view but...I can't get my head that far up my ass.

• Ahhh... I see the fuck up fairy has visited us again...

• I finally got the last knife of the set you've been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re-gift.

• He loved asses so much, he became one.

• If you're gonna be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.