Comebacks and Insults

Haters

• Person: I hate you!
Me: then don't join my fan club bitch.

• Person: you piss me off.
Me: well, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

• Person: fail!
Me: no one asked for your life story.

• If you have a problem with me, then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.

• Person: you're such a bitch.
Me: tragic.

• My mascaras not even that expensive but I still ain't gonna cry over your dumb ass

• Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon!

• Um excuse me bitch, I don't need your attitude. I have my own.🙆

• Who pissed in your Cheerios?

• People who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again. I'll even wear it to you funeral if you keep talking shit.

• Person: you're ugly.
Me: I was trying to look like you today.

• oh look! My middle finger got a boner...
• i don't care what you think about me, i don't think of you at all