• You're like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won't go away.
• Thanks for reminding me why I don't feel guilty that I can't stand you.
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.
• Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you aren't irritating.
• Don't make me angry and tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing someone and wondering why they're bleeding.
• Is your drama going to have an intermission
soon?
• Just stop talking to me please, I'm asking nicely. Right now just stop
• your as useless as a traffic light in GTA
• why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma
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Comebacks and Insults
RandomWARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THIS COLLECTION OF WORDS CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF SASS. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T HANDLE BRILLIANT COMEBACKS AND INSULTS.
