• You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants.
• Person: suck my dick.
Me: sorry I choke on small things.
• Person: my dicks so long it goes all the way from A to Z.
Me: yeah? Look at your fucking keyboard.
• Person: my dick is hard.
Me: ...to find.
• Person: your dress is too short.
Me: thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
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Comebacks and Insults
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