• I don't necessarily hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water, I would drink it.
• I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
• Person: why are you so quiet?
Me: well, nobody plans a murder out loud, do they?
• Oh, your such a beautiful, wonderful, and intelligent person...oh I'm sorry... I thought we were having a lying competition.
• You're like school in July. No class.
• Oh this is coming from the poster child for abortions?
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Comebacks and Insults
RandomWARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THIS COLLECTION OF WORDS CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF SASS. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T HANDLE BRILLIANT COMEBACKS AND INSULTS.
