1. Gibbons cannot swim, but they mate for life
2. Nobody really knows if Mosquitos have teeth
3. If giraffes drank coffee, it would be cold by the time it got to their stomach
4. It has been exactly 61 days, three hours and 17 minutes since we last spoke
5. Native Americans used to be named after the first thing their parents saw when they left their teepee
6. A jiffy is the scientific name for one one hundredth of a second
7. A broken clock is right two times a day
8. A duck's quack won't echo, but nobody knows why
9. You used to be my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
10. The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year, but I can promise you that I'm never coming back
