You.
You're about as useful as boobs on a man
You wear your confidence with conviction,
Walk around tall enough to make me tell you,
HEY. You wanna think with your upstairs brain?
Being around you is like wearing roller skates on a frozen lake
And there is nothing more frustrating
Than the way you stupid eyes shine
Like stars on Christmas
And how your stupid boy hands
Are stupidly bigger than mine
And your stupid face when you bite your stupid lip
That leaves me writing STUPID poems about you.
You cannonball eating slime face
You hyperextended monkey ligament
You son of a firecracker woman
Who gave you her beautiful eyes
You son of a steel boned man
Who gave you his big hands
And while I keep trying to come up with insults good enough to describe your stupid face
Text me back?
Please?
