Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots!

Fyogol/Fyolai- Rat Shaped Cookies

Requested by: @Arianrh0d
Here is your Fyolai!

Nikolai stared at the cookbook Sigma just gave him, "What's this for Sigma?" he asked. Sigma sat down lazily on their couch, "You said you wanted to give Fyodor a gift, why not make one?" The clown raised a brow before realization hit him, "OH! You want me to bake~" Sigma rolled his eyes, "Exactly."

Soon enough, Nikolai found a tasty cookie recipe and ordered Sigma to go and buy cookie cutters; "Why?" Sigma crossed his arms at the clown, who was grabbing all the ingredients and apparatus needed, "I wanna make Dos-kun rat shaped cookies!" Sigma's jaw dropped, nearly choking himself as he tried to hide his laughter, "Alright then I'll go."

With Sigma gone, Nikolai began following the instructions and was preparing the batter, in a short matter of time. A while later, Nikolai fumbled around with the mixer, he turned it on and watched as the batter was tossed and turned, satisfaction. After that, he transferred it to a medium sized bowl and covered it with a plastic wrap. Just then, Sigma rushed in with a panicked face and a plastic bag, "Nikolai! Fyodor-kun's heading this way!" Nikolai jumped at the sudden intrusion and closed the fridge while dumping all the dirty equipment in the dishwasher and turned it on, he used his coat to transport the mixer back into the storage room and all the ingredients back where they belong; he then snatched the plastic bag from Sigma's hands and also used his coat to put the cookie cutters under their bed.

Fyodor walked in slowly as he opened the door, Nikolai and Sigma were grinning, (Well Nikolai was, Sigma was just there) "Hey Dos-kun!" Nikolai waved. The Russian went over to his boyfriend and sat on his lap, Nikolai instinctively wrapped his arms around the others waist, "My lord you two, still making me feel single!" Sigma cried out. Fyodor noticed that the kitchen light was open and that the dishwasher was on, "Hey Gogol what have you been doing in the kitchen?" Nikolai whistled, "Well~ Sigma wanted something to eat so I cooked for him!" Sigma's eyes grew wide as Fyodor looked at him, "So? Was the meal good Sigma?"

"Uhm- it was pleasant!"
"Oh really? You got Nikolai to cook for you, it must've been."

Sigma heard the tone of jealousy hidden in the other's voice, he excused himself, bowing awkwardly and fake thanking Nikolai for the 'meal' before quickly running to the door and leaving.

"What'd you even cook for him Gogol?" Fyodor eyed the clown who was now playing with Fyodor's hat, "Mm, nothing,"

"Then-,"
"Hehe, that was just a joke!"
"Right ok, then why is the dishwasher running?"
"Just a bunch of dirty dishes, nothing much~"
"If I do recall, I washed everything before I left-,"
"Well, I just saw some more so no need to worry Dos-kun!"
"If you say so..."

Fyodor adjusted himself so he was sitting on Nikolai's lap properly, he relaxed himself against the other, slowly dozing off. Nikolai patted Fyodor's head cheekily and used his coat to teleport them to their bed, Fyodor was placed gently on the pillow, however, the Russian clung onto Nikolai once the other attempted to pull away. "Where are you going...G...ogol?" Fyodor managed to drowsily say, "I have to turn off the lights downstairs Dos-kun! I'll be back don't worry!" Fyodor gave a slight put before sighing, "Alright, I'll sleep then."

Nikolai now rushed to the kitchen and opened the fridge, the cookie dough was ready to be prepped and baked. The clown then took it out and spread a baking sheet across a pan, he took the dough and rolled it out, throwing his coat in the air, the plastic bag from earlier appeared and fell right into Nikolai's hands. Humming to himself, Nikolai then shaped the dough, it took a while but after 10 minutes they were in the oven, to cook for 20 minutes.

20 minutes felt like 20 hours as Nikolai just stared at the oven door, and the timer, jumping as it rang, he grabbed an oven mit and opened the hot door, taking out the tray. He then called Sigma,

"Sigma~"
"What?"
"Do you have the icing?~"
"Yes, yes I do *sigh*"
"Good~ Now hurry up!"
"Alright alright, geez..."

The doorbell rung and Nikolai opened it, and without even thanking the long-haired male he snatched the icing bag off of the other, grinning and simply slamming the door in his face. Nikolai then quickly frosted the cookies while adding chocolate chips as eyes and pink sprinkles as the tails he left them off to cool for a few minutes before putting them in a rat shaped cookie jar.

"Now it's time to surprise Dos-kun!"