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Verlaine x Rimbaud- That Silly Ass Mafia Executive

So before I begin, quick note- This has absolutely no Stormbringer spoilers, so if you recognize Verlaine, and the fact that he is in Stormbringer, I won't tie any part of the novel in this chapter. (Since it's a ship chapter and I only focus on the ship itself). Also, yeah Verlaine is a Mafia Executive. Oh and quick note, this does have spoilers of Verlaine's past, which I think is from Stormbringer but eh- am not sure.

Anyways- Ft. Soukoku

Rimbaud stared blankly at Verlaine as he scanned the dark alleyway, "What do you want?" Verlaine chuckled, "You."

The black-haired male frowned, unimpressed with the pick up line, "Mhm, yeah. I know you want something else." The executive smirked as he touched his knife, it immediately began floating, "Mori-san gave me a day off, which means, we have enough time to be together~ Amn't I right Arthur~?" Rimbaud scoffed as he watched the other twirl the knife in the air, almost as if he was threatening to kill him, "No, I'm busy. Paul." Verlaine blinked upon hearing his name, he didn't want to admit it, but it felt nice hearing it come from Rimbaud's mouth. (Such a simp oml)

Rimbaud noticed the other zooming out, lost in thought, so he walked up to him and sighed, "But, if you want to take me out, sure, as long as you treat me." Verlaine jolted awake from his mind as he grinned from ear-to-ear with a mischevious smirk, "Ooh~ Are you saying we're going on a date~" Rimbaud rolled his eyes, ignoring his cheeks going red, "Shut up before I change my mind."

Now, the two were walking down the street, Rimbaud completely ignoring the executive's presence. "So~ Arthur~ What you wanna do first?" the blonde asked, smirking, "Nothing."

"Eh? But then what's the point of being out here?" 

"To do nothing,"

"Oh your so bodersome!"

"Hm, you're the one to talk."

"Ouch! That hurt Rimbaud...I thought we were boyfriends..."

Rimbaud's eyes widened at the 'boyfriend' and his cheeks flushed pink as he watched Verlaine sulk, "I-I never said we weren't..." The other looked up, clearly shocked, "Wait really?!" The black-haired male coughed as he watched the other stop in his tracks and patiently wait for an answer, "Uhm...really?" he replied, the assassin just frowned.

"Sheesh babe, you're terrible at answering personal questions."

"B-babe? Who said I was your babe?! And who doesn't get nervous at answering personal questions?"

"Me. C'mon, ask me a question~"

"Fine. Are you a virgin?"

Verlaine chuckled before peering into Rimbaud's eyes, "No," he answered. 

Rimbaud's mind was currently trying to process what the hell he just heard, "You're not? So who did you do it with?" Verlaine smirked, 

"Who said you weren't a virgin too?"

"What...?" The black-haired male raised a brow, "Stop playing with me Verliane, I've known you for far too long." The executive sighed, before leaning in and pecking Rimbaud's cheek, "I know you do, but did you know that you're the person I lost my virginity to?" 

"What the f*ck?!" a yell was heard behind them and the two Europeans could see that Chuuya and Dazai were standing there, one wide-eyed, while the other was smirking. "Oh, Chuuya-kun~ Hello~" Verlaine greeted, not even the least bit embarrassed that they heard him, while Rimbaud was a literal tomato. "Don't 'hello' me, what were you just saying?!" The ginger exclaimed again, "Now now Chibi, who said you were a virgin?" 

Verlaine smiled as he watched Chuuya and Dazai arguing, again. "You idiot," Rimbaud commented as he crossed his arms and shivered from the cold, although it was 32 degrees. The blonde executive laughed before clinging himself onto the other, "Hehe, they'll be there for hours~"

Rimbaud closed his eyes and sighed,

"You Silly Ass Mafia Executive."

(Hi! Did you get the title reference? Anyways, sorry for being gone for a while, since I'm going for Student Council Sport Manager, so give me luck! Also thanks for reading, and 5.3k reads! Oh also 160 plus likes! TYSM)