Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots!

Ranpoe- The New Student, Final Part

Ehe- This took forever but- I got it!

Also: Some Homophobia in this chapter so~ You can attack the mf in the comments I don't mind~

"I LIKE YOU TOO POE"

Poe's head shot upwards as he turned his head to the shorter who was standing at the doorway, "Wh-Wha-?" Ranpo marched in as he flicked on the lights, by doing this he caught sight of Poe's room (Even though your eyes are closed tf-), it was full of bookshelves and paper, as expected. "Don't make me repeat myself~" Ranpo teased as he walked over to Poe's king-sized bed, it was very tidy, and the small student even found a raccoon sound asleep next to the post. "You-you mean it Ranpo-san?" Poe gulped as he sat up, Ranpo sighed before sitting next to the taller, "Yes I do Poe...I'm sorry it took so long for me to realize...so...please be my boyfriend?" At that exact moment Ranpo's eyes opened, and in those emerald eyes there was love, passion and sweetness, Poe stared right into them before leaning down and kissing the other. Ranpo immediately kissed back, he shifted to get a better position before whining when Poe pulled away. "Why did you-?" Poe shushed him with a finger as he listened.

"Edgar? Edgar are you in there?" a woman's voice rang through both boy's ears, "Yes Mother I am in here," Poe returned. The door opened and in came a tall and slender woman with brown hair and purple eyes, she was wearing a long, beige dress with pearls all over it. She smiled at Ranpo before coughing, "Edgar I have a wonderful girl for you to meet, she is the daughter of a billionaire, and I am sure you'll find her delightful!" Poe looked at Ranpo then back at his mom, "And why must I do that?" The woman sighed, "Edgar I want you to find a suitable spouse, a wife specifically." Ranpo closed his eyes threw his head back, "Go on Poe...I'll wait here..." Poe sighed before caressing Ranpo's tigh and walking out with his mother.

Walking down the stairs he caught sight of a girl with ash blonde hair, she wore a skirt and a collared top. "Ah, there you are Edgar," his father held his mother's hand as they faced the other family, the girl seemed to be blushing at Poe, which he could tell her and his mother were pleased. "Ehem, well, my sincerest gratitude that you have made time to meet with us today," his mother began as she smiled gently at the girl who was averting her eyes from Poe every two seconds, "I hope me dear Edgar here will find the best in your beloved daughter!" his mother concluded before chatting with his father. Poe sighed before staring blankly at the girl who now was playing with her fingers, "H-Hi!" she squeaked and Poe rolled his eyes, "Hello."

Ranpo watched everything play out as he creeped out of Poe's bedroom, he got ahold of the other's raccoon and was caressing it in his arms. He already figured out everything that was going on so he didn't even bother, since if Poe was a true boyfriend he would decline...right? Thoughts aside, Ranpo continued spying before he got bored and thought of an evil yet entertaining prank, he needed to get that brat away from his lover and show Poe's b*tch of a mother that he was already happy. Going back into Poe's room, Ranpo grabbed his bag and tossed some of Poe's clothes inside, then he grabbed Karl and placed him on his head, Karl jumped, before falling asleep once more. "You're so difficult Karl I swear," Ranpo frowned before taking his books and exiting the others room. 

Poe knew something was up when he heard the noises of a snoring Karl coming down the stairs, as Ranpo planned out all the eyes gazed up at him as he strolled down the staircase. Smirking, Ranpo walked up to Poe and held his arm, smiling at the confused and jealous girl in-front of him, "Poe~ I'll be heading off now! I stole Karl too since you said you'll join me in my home later right? Uh-uh! Don't answer! I already know what you're gonna say and I understand:(. Just make sure you come later ok? You can't leave your boyfriend alone now can you?" Faces immediately changed when he said the word "boyfriend" Poe's father was shocked, the two mother's were disgusted, the girl was heart-broken, her father was careless and Poe was staring down at Ranpo like he just committed a crime. However, he played along with Ranpo's trick, "Yes I promise, right after I finish this." Ranpo laughed before walking out the door, 

"I can't believe I fell for the New Student"

"I can't believe my son is gay...How dreadfully awful. Yuck."

(Quoted from Poe's b*tchy mom)

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I was busy so I couldn't attend to this book, and the other one I have a draft written up!

Thank you for #8 on Ranpoe :D

Have a wonderful 2022 School Year!

I am starting in a week so that will interfere but IDC you guys can wait right? I promise I'll post if I can!

ILY

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