Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots!

Fukumori- Control

Sometimes people get out of hand and start a giant racket out of a small thing, sometimes they go on a rampage and start a whole earthquake and sometimes they just generally exploded. In reality, there are two types of methods to control, Abusive Control and Non-abusive Control. Abusive control takes form in so may ways, it can be found in emotional abuse where you are controlled by your emotions and teared down. But Non-abusive control is when the person you want to control actually gives your consent and allowance to control them, a form of Non-abusive control is like Elise to Mori, always getting herself spoiled by controlling the Mafia Boss but he allows it, even if he gets hurt at times.

Control also is necessary at some points, for example Dazai who is just born a weirdo and when his weirdish acts get overboard he needs to be contaminated. Well that's just Kunikida's opinion.

Now to Fukuzawa who hasn't seen his husband in 2 months for they both decided to take a break from eachother since work has been a literal pain in both the head and back. The Port Mafia had to deal with the French Mafia who has been terrorizing Yokohama for the past month which also ended up with the Armed Detective Agency having to solve a hefty amount of murder cases and all the other illegal things. Even Dazai forgot about suicide after nearly losing Chuuya in a fight with one of the French Mafia executives. They even had to call Odasaku and Ango for help which Dazai and Mori weren't really up for that.

Yosano was actually extremely happy since she was able to help torture a few bothersome idiots with her wife the past 2 months. But now the sadistic doctor was just exhausted and couldn't even lift up a wine glass with her favorite wine.

After seeing both the mafia and the agency suffer, Fukuzawa decided to give the ADA a long deserved break of 2 months which probably wasn't enough but meh. Anyways today he walked into the office to find a snoring Dazai, an eating Ranpo, an anxious Atsushi, a working Kunikida, a sleeping Yosano and a very silent Kyouka. Kunikida immediately stopped what he was doing when he saw their boss enter, he even threw a book at Yosano and Dazai to get them to wake up. "I know the past 2 months have been a very... bad. So I decided to give you all a 2 month break to refresh and cleanse all the stress," he clapped his hands and Dazai instantly shouted, "YAHOOOO!!!!!!!!" Kunikida sighed, "I suppose I could use a break."

Mori had never thought of a break, I mean one time he didn't sleep for 5 months, so did the PM need a break? Well he didn't need to be answered since Koyo came inside with Paul saying that the whole mafia wanted a break and democracy. "Alright fine, 2 months that's all," he finally gave in and Paul threw his fist through the air and Koyo gave a simple smile. After that was done, Mori decided to check his, "Who's in Control" list to find out if it needed changing:

Chuuya has control over Dazai
Dazai has control over Chuuya in bed.

Mori frowned, "Ah, Dazai must've put that there, oh well he isn't wrong so approved('-')."

Atsushi has control over Akutagawa in general
Akutagawa has control over Atsushi in the relationship, (SPECIFICALLY IN BED)

Mori sighed, "Where's the lie?"

Ranpo has control over Poe
Poe has control over Ranpo when it comes to OTHER tHiNgS

A laugh escaped the boss's lips, "My husband does have a sense of humor after all." He was about to say the next ship aloud when a hand covered his mouth. He looked up to find Fukuzawa glaring at him, "I heard that you all have a break and you seriously have the audacity to stay in your office? Come with me." 
Mori sighed in defeat before he followed his lover back to their house, opening the door and the fresh and welcoming aroma filled the Mafia Boss's cold heart. "Welcome Home," Fukuzawa hugged Mori from behind and the Mafia Boss hugged him back, "I'm home..."

A few hours later:

Mori sat next to his sound asleep husband on the couch as he read a book, that's when he thought about something, "Who controls this relationship?" he mumbled before flushing red, "Not me..." Shaking it off he stared down at his sleeping lover,

"I wonder... When I'll have control over you?"

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Ahooo! This one wasn't as fluffy but I guess it's alright.
I really am excited for a few things, one is that I'll be posting another Ranpoe oneshot and a Kunikatai!
Stay tuned and sorry if it seems rushed!
BYE!