Grammar isn't cute sis

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(A/N: HEY GUYS I'M PUTTING THE (*) SYMBOL ON THINGS YOU SHOULD BR CAREFUL WITH AGAIN.)

Yuu: Autocorrect on for the first time let's go

Mika: Why does my name appear correctly then?

Yuu: Apparently your name is written too often for autocorrect to not work.

Mika: Yuu-chan you love me*

Guren : I don't care kid please go eat his ass somewhere else

Mika: Shut up. As if I'll let your filthy words influence me. Filthy human.

Guren: Why are you emo again?

Mika: What the hell do you mean

Yuu: Calm down Mika.

Yoichi: Mika reminds me of Mikasa from AOT. They're both tough and willing to throw hands and they are both super cool as well

Mika: Yoichi.

Yoichi: ??? YOU SAID MY NAME????

Mika: I can tolerate you now.

Yoichi: REALLY? I LIKE YOU TOO MIKA LET'S BE GOOD FRIENDS

Mika: You're way too excited, but okay. I'll humour you.

Kimizuki: Friends. Right?

Mika: As if we would be anything else you detergent drinker.

Kimizuki: Sh*t smeller

Mitsuba: Shinya leaves us for two minutes and this is what we become?

Mika: SHUT UP TWIN TAILS

Mitsuba: YOU BE QUIET YOU EDWARD CULLEN WANNABE

Mika: HE WISHES HE WAS HALF AS GOOD AS ME YOU GNOME

Mitsuba: I'M SURE MISTER DUMB AS HELL "YUU-CHAN LOVE ME"

Shinoa: Babe

Mika: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU PURPLE SHIT CAUSE I'M ENDING HER TODAY

Yuu: Mika.

Mika: Sorry Yuu-chan.

Shinya: Sorry Shinoa, Yoichi. I'll deal with the rest of them.

Yuu: Me?

Shinya: Your vampire your problem.

Shinoa: Damn I'm usually the one starting stuff

Mitsuba: Mark my words. Vengeance will be mine.

Mika: I'm sure it will. You're the size of a thumbtack.*

Mitsuba: I'd love to shove a thumbtack up your ass

Shinya: GET. OFFLINE. NOW.

Guren: You heard him.

Shinya: You too. This is partially your fault.

Guren: Oh. No....

TBC....

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