ONS chatfic

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kikidouluvme: hello

kikidouluvme: we r here to discuss Yuu's obsession with the dark web.

Yoinki: ughh is that y u created a new gc with only me, u, Shinoa and Mitsuba? You ass couldn't you have asked me before u put me in? Friggin piece of shit.

kikidouluvme: It's 4 am this is the first sighting of a very rude sleep deprived Yoichi and Mika is here too.

Mcmika: Hey friends I'm a bit tired so I'll have some coffee and come back!          (・∀・)

kikidouluvme: And a Mika too tired to be rude wait for Mika to finish drinking coffee and see the difference I suggest u do the same Yoichi

Yoinki: Don't tell me what to do asshole

kikidouluvme: Whatever u say anyway Mika?

Mika: Hey Shitface, loser, dumbass and dumbass the second what do you know about his obsession with the dark web?

kikidouluvme: That was very, very fast.

Mcmika: Ok look I'm going to be very frank. We have no right to do this. We should respect Yuu-chan's privacy and leave him be. It's the right thing to do.

kikidouluvme: Bullshit

Mcmika: ....

kikidouluvme: I see you trying to hack Yuu's phone. Don't give me your crap. Like that's fooling me.

Yoinki: Can yall stfu.

theverybest: Hello it is I your local cryptid here to answer your question. I was a dealer on the dark web.

car: A DEALER??? WHAT DEALER??? DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A.....

snek: YOU'RE LIKE THAT???

theverybest: I am....

kikidouluvme: Do you guys mean a-

Yoinki: ( Keep it PG-13 assrag)

kikidouluvme: (Bold of you to assume you didn't cross that line with all your swearing)

Yoinki: Ok what the hell sort of dealer were you carnivore?

theverybest: I,,,,,

theverybest: I was a nugget dealer. That's right a chicken nugget dealer. Shh! Keep it under the covers! It's a secret but Yuu wanted to enter because of my "goods". Shh though it's a secret.

kikidouluvme:

Yoinki:

snek:

car:

Mcmika:

Yoinki: Wth???
I wake up at 4 am for this shit? Screw all of you. Do not disturb until 5 today evening or you all will pay.

*Yoinki has left Answers please*

kikidouluvme: Uh should we?

snek: Nah

Mcmika: If he talks like that to Yuu-chan I swear I will end him.

car: One problem is solved yet another arises. Ahh this is the life but I have to leave this chat someone will get suspicious

snek: ^ of wat were doing wen we hav 2 sleep.

Mcmika: ^ I just don't want to be here.

*snek has left Answers please*

*car has left Answers please*

*Mcmika has left Answers please*

theverybest: Oi about the book why are the chapters so short? Weren't they longer?

kikidouluvme: Well you see the "Author" has been preparing to make a new chatfic about some anime called The Ones Within. Both the chatfics will continue.

theverybest: Ahh did this conversation ever happen?

kikidouluvme: No wake up Crowley stop sleeping.

*Crowley POV*

That was by far the wierdest dream I have ever had. I have no idea about what goes through my head anymore. Damn that Kimizuki guy and his friends.

*???*

Somewhere far, far away Kimizuki sneezed. "Oh someone's talking about me!" He said. "Nah" said Yuu "you just have allergies you weakling get over them."

The matter was immediately dropped.

(This was in Crowley's dream this chat does not exist.)