ONS chatfic

The truth comes out

mitochondria: stuff went dowwwn.

shoe: stuff went dowwwn

Kimizuki: wut stuff?

Yoichi: yea wut?

Mcmika: Could you please explain your statement as I do not understand where this is going.

shoe: so like u knw Guren's table rite?

Kimizuki: yee

shoe: so like his table in history class has a hole in it.

Yoichi: . . . a hole?

mitochondria: yup not only that but its spewing baked beans.

Kimizuki: . . . baked beans???

shoe: can confirm like a volcano.

shoe: OH MY GOD GUREN JUST WALKED INTO CLASS AND LOOKED AT HIS DESK.

shoe: WE WERE ALL QUIET FOR LIKE A SUPER LONG MOMENT AND THEN HE GOES YŪICHIRŌ HYAKUYA REALLY QUIETLY AND runs out of the classroom Someone warn Yuu

Kimizuki: kay

Kimizuki: HOLY SH-

mitochondria: what happened!?!??

Kimizuki: so i warn him rite in Shinya's Eng class( he ain't there yet) and he has a rope in his bag which he takes out and he climbs out the window like he was prepared for this.

Kimizuki: HE GOT OUT THE CLASS AND NOW HES NEAR THE SCHOOL GATE WTH

Kimizuki: NOW SHINYA WALKS INTO CLASS AND SEES THE ROPE AND NO YUU SO HE RUNS TO THE WINDOW RITE

Kimizuki: AND NOW HE'S SCREAMING YŪICHIRŌ HYAKUYA

Kimizuki: . . . wait shinya stpped screming

Yoichi: wut do u mean?

Kimizuki: he like looked at a package on his desk and calmed down

Kimizuki: NOW GUREN WALKS INTO THE CLASSROOM AND LOOKS AROUND AND VERY CONVENIANTLY SEES YUU'S ROPE RITE AND THEN STARTS SCREAMING

Kimizuki: GUREN APPARENTLY TOOK YUU'S PHONE AWAY SO HE'S OUT OF REACH

Kimizuki: APPARENTLY THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE GUREN SAID HE WAS SCARED OF BEANS AND TOOK YUU'S BEANS AWAY

Kimizuki: Yuu's in the staffroom holy shit guys he climbed in there and is now laughing his ass off i can see him from the sindow

Mcmika: . . .

shoe: mika?

Mcmika: IF ANYONE RATS YUU-CHAN OUT I WILL FEED THEM POISON WHICH SLOWLY AND SINGULARLY STOPS BODY ORGANS FROM FUNCTIONING SO THEY CAN FEEL THEMSELVES DYING BUT CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT IS IT CLEAR..!?

shoe: yes sir

mitochondria: yes sir

Yoichi: alright :)

Kimizuki: yes sir

Mcmika: glad we cleared that up please continue with your day!

yuu-chan: yo

Mcmika: yuu- chan you shouldn't do things like that you will get in trouble :(

yuu-chan: . . .sorry Mika

Mcmika: it's ok! :)

yuu-chan: <3

Mcmika: <3

Kimizuki: ew feelings

Yoichi: :(

Kimizuki: sorry sorry

Yoichi: :)

shoe:lmao

Yoichi: . . . what was that?

shoe: nothing ma'am, i mean sir uh...sorry yoichi...?!

Yoichi: :)

Kimizuki: dont look now butttt Guren's behind yuu

yuu-chan: ill miss u guys

Kimizuki: its been ten mins yuu?

Kimizuki: yuu?

Kimizuki: i think he got caught

Yoichi: Yuu deserves it he shouldn't have done that >:(

mitochondria: tru tru but it was the funniest thing i hv seen.

shoe: mika?

Mcmika: What?

shoe: ur strangly quiet

Mcmika: im fine.

Kimizuki: ur incorrect spelling says otherwise usually ur spelling is impeccable but you seem to be overlooking it now.

mitochondria: wut does "impeccable" mean?

shoe: shut up mitsu theyre doin something

Mcmika: I'm fine really but something seems to have come up I'm sorry all of you but I have to go offline for a bit.

Yoichi: . . . screaming bloody murder..!?

Mcmika: . . . Guilty as chrged but its none of ur buisness.

yuu-chan: yo i was suppsd 2 gt detention but teach left erly cuz he hd 2 deal with somethin taht came up.

Mcmika: That worked out very fortunately for you Yuu-chan!

yuu-chan: yee

Kimizuki: Yuu u k?

Yoichi: how'd Guren leav u?

yuu-chan: idek

mitochondria: get 2 practice guys ur l8 u mite not make it n time Yuu xplain urself l8r.

yuu-chan: k bye

shoe: yeah bye