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Heatwave: thinking about High Tide
Boulder: Being in love activates the same part of the processor that makes you addicted to drugs
Heatwave: thinking: Bitch tf how did he know?
Boulder: I have my ways
Heatwave: What in the actual fuck??

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Heatwave: Imagine being a simp for plants
Boulder: Imagine being a simp for- oh hey High Tide!
Heatwave: turns around
Boulder: Simp

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High Tide: minding his own business
Heatwave: thinking: This bitch hawt-
Boulder: Heatwave's simping again!
High Tide: Fer who?
Heatwave: RUNS

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Heatwave: Stop trying to disrespect me
Boulder: Can't help it, you're like an open book available for criticism
Heatwave: I'm grounding your fucking ass
Boulder: I would love to make this island drown, ah well that plan is delayed
Heatwave: Sorry- what-

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