Transformers Incorrect Quotes

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"Go to therapy, Heatwave, and fix your depresso expresso."
Heatwave: No
Blades: You need the help! qwq
Heatwave: When did I agree to this?
Blades: QwQ
Heatwave: ... Fine

At the therapist...
Heatwave: See? I don't have depression
Blades: reading the diagnosis
Blades: :0
Blades: :D
Heatwave: Now will you shut up about my mental health?
Boulder: There's a second page, Blades
Blades: turns the paper around to see the word "anxiety"
Blades:
Blades: QWQ
Heatwave: Boulder
Boulder: Honesty is the best policy
Chase: It is true
Heatwave: glaring at Chase

Well shit, you got them in trouble

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Oh Heatwave~

Heatwave: What? -_-

Confess to High Tide, thks :3

Heatwave: You bitch ass motherfucker-
Blades: You like High Tide? :0
Heatwave: No-
Boulder: Man's been a simp for the sea mech since academy years
Blades: How do you like him when you argued with him before??
Heatwave: No, I don't like him-
Blades: >:/
Chase: It shall be a question left unanswered
Boulder: Do it, Heatwave, before I do :)
Heatwave: What is with that face-
Boulder: :)
Heatwave: Don't you dare
Boulder: Oh I will
Blades: What would Boulder do? :0
Heatwave: I don't even wanna find out
High Tide: walks into the bunker
Boulder: Speak of the devil
Heatwave: Boulder, do not fucking-
Boulder: High Tide!
High Tide: Yea'?
Boulder: Heatwave would like to speak with you about important matters
High Tide: Ehh sure?
Heatwave: Boulder you-
Boulder: Either I'm doing the confession for you or you do it :>
Heatwave: ...
High Tide: Wha's the matter, 'Red?
Heatwave: Uh- well-
Boulder: He likes you, go fuck already -w-
Heatwave: YOU BASTARD-
High Tide: I wan' 'ear it from 'im
Heatwave: I- uhm-
Heatwave: opens his intake to speak before closing it and blushes out of embarrassment
High Tide: kisses Heatwave and departs I like ye too, 'Red
Heatwave:
Heatwave: catches himself from passing out
Blades: OH NO HERE COMES THE ANXIETY ATTACK!
Heatwave: BLADES I'M FINE-

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Anyone else in the team has a love interest?

Blades: Uhh, Bumblebee ^^"
Chase: I never had one
Boulder: I disrespect people at first glance, ya think?

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Why join Rescue Bots Academy?

Chase: I was injured in my army training and was transferred to Rescue Bots
Boulder: I was being troublesome and they sent me here for detention, ended up transferring schools anyway because that previous school was a dick to me
Boulder: Also because they couldn't face the facts
Boulder: I disrespect schools too
Blades: Heatwave and I were friends since our parental units were neighbours, so when Heatwave came here, I followed ^^
Heatwave: My parental units wanted me to go to school, simple
Boulder: But you're still a dumbass
Heatwave: Can you not?
Boulder: Can you spell 'economy'?
Heatwave: What kind of dumb question is that? It's 'A-'
Boulder: There's no 'A' in 'economy'
Heatwave: I panicked
Boulder: Liar, you had High Tide to 'tutor' you back in the academy
Heatwave: Woah woah woah, we never fucked in the library
Boulder: Are you implying that you two fucked before?
Heatwave: THAT'S IT-

 Let's stop here-