Transformers Incorrect Quotes

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Blades: Gimme remote >:(
Boulder: Nu, my turn
Blades: >:0
Blades: B-
Chase: Language
Boulder: Haha fuck you bitch
Blades: looks at Chase
Chase: reading silently
Blades: No fair!
Boulder: He knows that I would expose his ass if he had given me the same treatment

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Blades: Boulder! You promised to recommend me some novels to read!
Boulder: Just grab a children's book, I can bet that your love for television will come back
Blades: grabs a children's book and reads only one page
Blades: What time is it? I wanna watch Cupcake Wars
Boulder: I told you

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Blades: Good morning -w-
Boulder: It's 8pm
Blades: DID I OVERSLEPT? HOW MANY RESCUES DID I MISS?? HOW MANY SHOWS DID I MISS??? ARE THERE GONNA BE REPLAYS????
Boulder: softly Let him freak out, it's only 6am
Chase: To be precise, it is currently 6:34:47am-
Boulder: covers Chase's intake Shhhhhh...

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Boulder: talking to Leafy
Blades: Imagine talking to plants
Boulder: Imagine fantasising over Bumblebee
Blades: YOU KNEW-?
Boulder: I have audio receptors everywhere

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Blades: sleeping on the couch
Boulder: slaps Blades's pede and hides behind the couch
Blades: insert screaming and whimpering noises
Heatwave: Boulder, this is the fifth time this week and it's only Monday
Boulder: Invisible scorpions go whoop
Blades: THEY EXIST??

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Boulder: spent a night placing fake cockroaches all over Blades' room
Boulder: watering Leafy
Blades: SCREAMS
Blades: jumps out of the room H E L P
Heatwave: turns to Boulder
Boulder: As you can see, he is not dead
Blades: COCKROACHES- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE-
Heatwave: You're right, but still
Boulder: It's fun

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Boulder: If no one's gonna make people's lives miserable, then I'm doing it myself
Blades: Aren't we supposed to do the exact opposite-
Boulder: Nope. I wonder where's the tv remote?
Blades: YOU KNEW THAT THE SPECIAL CUPCAKE WARS EPISODE PREMIERES NOW
Boulder: If it mattered so much to you, you would've been searching by now
Heatwave: Who put the remote in my fucking Energon?
Blades:
Blades: NOOOOOOO-
Boulder: That one is a fake
Blades: THEN WHERE'S THE REAL ONE??
Boulder: Keep looking