Transformers Incorrect Quotes

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Soooo someone asked you to die
Chase: Figuratively?
Uhhhhhh they didn't specify... probably, maybe just go Blossom Vale and vibe there for a week
Chase: What am I assigned to do there?
Extra patrol, yeap, extra patrol
Chase: Noted

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Blades: CHASE IS MISSING QWQ
Heatwave: Probably out there in his "imagination"
Boulder: I blame Cody
Heatwave: I second that
Blades: What???

TWO DAYS LATER

Blades: HELP I'M ACCOMPANYING CHIEF TO GO ON PATROL QWQ
Boulder: Oof, Dani 2.0
Boulder: Good luck to your audio receptors
Blades: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PATROL HE WOULD DO Q-Q
Boulder: Sheeeeeeesh, more flying
Blades: THIS IS TORTURE D:

FIVE DAYS LATER

Blades: [Chaaaaaaase]
Blades: [CHAAAAAAAASE-]
Heatwave: It has been five days, he never goes away for that long
Ayo this bitch knows something
Heatwave: Fuck you
Go fuck yourself
Heatwave: Let's go look for him
Nop, y'all ain't leavin' till another two days
Heatwave: slides his visor on Oh we'll see about that
:3
Heatwave: uses every exit possible but always knock into barriers
Blades: WE CAN'T GET OUT QWQ
Heatwave: sighs He better be refuelling himself, I know how he is when he's writing reports
Ahhh don't worry about that, dat boi can take care of himself, unlike you
Boulder: Lmao
Heatwave: growls at a i r

A WEEK LATER

Chase: drives back through the tunnels and transforms Hello
Blades: CHASE QWQ tackles Chase
Chase: -_-"
Heatwave: Finally
I told ya
Heatwave: Do another dare I fucking dare you-

A/N:
Going against Heatwave's wishes, anything else y'all wanna throw at 'em?