Transformers Incorrect Quotes

11

Chinese version

Heatwave: 我讲过无数次了，计划一定要跟我们讨论！
Chase: 我已经把计划放进 Google Drive 了
Heatwave: ... 什么鬼 Google Drive?
Chase: 你没收到信息吗？
Heatwave: 信息？？
Chase: Blades 也帮你开新的微信账户了
Heatwave: 什么微信？？
Heatwave: 什么 Google Drive??
Chase: -_-"

English version

Heatwave: I have repeated this multiple times, you must bring up your plans to the team for discussion!
Chase: On the contrary, the plan was uploaded in the team's Google Drive
Heatwave: ... What in Primus is a Google Drive?
Chase: Have you not received the link sent?
Heatwave: Message??
Chase: Blades was kind enough to set up your WeChat account
Heatwave: What WeChat??
Heatwave: What Google Drive??
Chase: -_-"

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Blades: Heatwave has anxiety q-q
Blades: He worries too much T-T
Heatwave: breaks down the door WHO MADE BLADES CRY?
Blades: HEATWAVE I'M FINE- QWQ
Heatwave: Which son of a bitch hurt your fragile feelings?
Blades: This is what I mean! qwq

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Boulder: Damn, the humour here is dry like the Sahara Desert
Oi, at least I'm trying
Boulder: Tryhard :^
How about you try writing this?
Boulder: This interaction alone is worthless
YOU WRITE THIS THEN, FUCK IT-
Boulder: Bet
Wait-

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Heatwave: clears his voice box
Heatwave: holds a paper Uhm, greetings, recruits. My name is Heatwave, and I am a slut for High T-
Heatwave: BOULDER

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Blades: screaming from his room
Heatwave: Blades?!
Blades: READ THIS NOTE QWQ
Heatwave: looks at the note ... Boo
Blades: screams louder
Blades: IT'S INFLUENCING YOU WITH ITS DEMONIC ENERGYYYYY-
Heatwave: scrunches up the paper, growling

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Chase: sees a Jack-in-the-box on his desk
Chase: moves the box away
The box opens, launching a plushy clown holding a fake knife into Chase's face
Chase: sighs This is getting ridiculous