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Thoughts on lemons?

Blades: Ooo you mean the fruit thing? It's so yellow! owo
Boulder: No, Blades, it means |REDACTED|
Blades: Wh- WHAT?!
Boulder: Hehehaha

Soooo, thoughts on lemons?

Heatwave: Disgusting.
Chase: Agreed
Boulder: I use them to spoil little children and I'm not sorry
Blades: T^T

Boulder was joking I swear-

Boulder: What if I'm not?

Bitch I will-

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Boulder: I'm the second youngest, but most chaotic fruit flavour among the four of us
Blades: Youngest here! >:D
Chase: -w-
Heatwave: Why does it matter?

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Heatwave: Boulder, my datapad -_-
Boulder: It's an interesting journal, you should publish this
Heatwave:
Heatwave:
 How did you figure out the password-
Boulder: High Tide
Heatwave: grumbles Go to hell
Boulder: sniffs I wish I could

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Boulder: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering
Boulder: If the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on'
Chase: Were you accused of murder once?
Boulder: Murderer of people's sparks
Boulder: Famous method: cuteness <3

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Chase: What are you doing, Boulder?
Boulder: I'm doing research on human genetics, and I'm planning to eliminate all Cancers
Chase: That is an interesting goa-
Boulder: Then I'll move on to Leos

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Blades: Can I bother you for a second?
Chase: You are always bothering me, but do go ahead

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Blades: WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?!
Casualty: Anything but nerds, they're weird
Blades: YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT! I MEANT YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Casualty: Oh, B positive
Blades: STOP MAKING PUNS!
Casualty:

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