Transformers Incorrect Quotes

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Miko: So, you're a lobbing champion?
Heatwave: Yes
Miko: And you aggressively care about your team?
Blades: When you put it that way, yes
Miko: How is he not a dilf yet??
Heatwave: I'm sorry, wha-

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Raf: You know engineering?
Boulder: Of course I do
Raf: Do you mind helping me with this problem?
Boulder: This kid is mine to claim
Bumblebee: q-q

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Jack: Checkmate
Chase: I have never went against an opponent like you, Jack. I am impressed
Jack: Uhh thank you! You're pretty amazing yourself
Chase: Do you study laws by any chance?
Jack: Well, my dad taught me some before he passed
Chase: Perhaps I can teach you a few, if you do not mind
Jack: I would love that

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Boulder: You're a rip-off version of me
Bulkhead: Sounds like you're roasting yourself, no offence
Boulder: Surprisingly, that's the most polite thing someone has ever said to me
Bulkhead: Are you okay-?
Boulder: My soul was created in the depths of hell and I was found in a sea of acid

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Blades: rambling about how he's afraid of flying
Arcee: Optimus, I'm not paid enough to babysit
Blades: QWQ

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Heatwave: It must've been terrifying to lead such a small team against a big team of opposition
Optimus: Leadership takes practice, and experiences
Heatwave: sighs You have a lot on your shoulders

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Heatwave: Rescue Bots, we're leaving now
Blades: But I'm having so much fun-
Boulder: You're not my mother
Heatwave: Now, or no dinner tonight
Boulder: As if I never went three days with low Energon levels already

A/N:
This one was a bit terrible, my humour taste is dying