Boulder: How old am I?
Boulder: Old enough to fuck your sister, that's how old
Boulder: Actually, make that as sibling
Boulder: I feel gay right now
Boulder: Huh
Boulder: Blades, can I have more high grade?
Blades: ded from one sip of high grade
Boulder: Taking that as a yes
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Heatwave: No, see, I don't have anxiety
Heatwave: Like sure, I doubt my decisions but that doesn't affect me
Boulder: Yes it does!
Heatwave: Child, no, you're drunk
Heatwave: Fuck off to bed before I whip your ass with this belt Cody gave me!
Boulder: Fuck you! I'll fuck your brother!
Heatwave: I don't have one -_-
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Chase: I do not enjoy participating in activities involving high grade
Chase: I can drink, yes
Chase: However, I do know how highly affected I will be when I execute my duty the next morning
Chase: I do not wish to deal with addiction issues
Chase: I've seen... kicks an empty can of high grade examples
Chase: picks up the can Heatwave
Heatwave: I dOn'T hAvE aNxIeTy-
Chase: Indeed
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Cody: I don't mind Heatwave sharing part of Cybertron's tradition with us
Heatwave: STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY NON-EXISTENT BROTHER, BOULDER
Boulder: I AM G A Y
Cody: ... Even if it seems weird
Cody: Anyhow, there are always similarities when it comes to traditions of humans and Cybertronians
Cody: It's noble!
Heatwave: CHASE STOP CLEANING UP
Chase: Did I do something wrong?
Cody: But, they can be a bit too chaotic to deal with sometimes
Cody: Dad, can we go get ice cream like we used to?
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Chase: Everyone fell into recharge
Chase: And I was ordered not to clean up after them
Chase: I was explicitly not given permission to clean up
Chase: contemplates life
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