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Heatwave: No more tv for you
Blades: Pleeaaasseeeee 🥺
Heatwave: Sleep, now
Blades: Just one more show!
Heatwave: Do I need to grab the belt?
Blades: gone

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Heatwave: cleaning the bunker
Blades: I wanna clean too :0
Heatwave: No
Blades: Please qwq
Heatwave: The last time you did, you spilt the bucket of soap water on the floor. Everyone ended up sliding left right and centre for hours on end until the Burns came back from the mainland
Blades: That was when they weren't here ->-
Heatwave: You're not allowed to touch anything, that understood?
Blades: sighs Fineee

A few hours later...
Heatwave: Blades!
Blades: Yesh?
Heatwave: Let's go get some frozen yoghurt
Blades: :0
Blades: You're the best QwQ

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Heatwave: Blades
Blades: Wut?
Heatwave: Have you seen my steel dummy by any chance?
Blades: Ehhhh nope
Heatwave: glaring at Blades
Blades: IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO BEGIN WITH- QWQ
Boulder: Haha bitch >:3
Heatwave: Where the fuck is it?
Blades: It was my idea to take it apart and put the parts in different areas around the bunker-
Heatwave: grabs the belt You better give it to me assembled and back in its original place in exactly one minute, got it?
Blades: screams

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Blades: Heatwaveeee
Heatwave: What?
Blades: Hapi Lunar New Year :D
Heatwave: Is this another Earth holiday I have no idea about?
Blades: Well Boulder helped install a VPN in the tv, and I switched the region to Asia
Heatwave: And?
Blades: There's apparently a culture where parents give children money packets :0
Heatwave: And why should I care?
Blades: I kinda see you as a sire so I was wondering if you could-
Heatwave: Blades, we don't even use money. It's worthless to us
Blades: But it would be funn
Heatwave: No
Blades: 🥺
Heatwave: Chase, get me the belt
Blades: NO WHY-

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Heatwave: jamming to a song
Blades: starts recording
Heatwave:
Heatwave: stops jamming before turning to face Blades
Blades: screams

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