Transformers Incorrect Quotes

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Chase: reading
Boulder: Might as well get married to books
Chase: Err, may I ask why?
Boulder: Because
Chase: Because?
Boulder: For a bot who reads so much, you're fucking dumb

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Boulder: secretly reading Chase's story
Boulder: This sucks
Boulder: This fucking sucks
Boulder: Who's gonna tell him that he can't publish this?
Boulder: I mean, what's with the static characters? They're way too formal
Boulder: Which writer doesn't use abbreviations?
Boulder: Why did I waste time on reading this shit?
Boulder: I'm turning fucking insane, I'm ranting to a book

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Chase: Boulder, do you happen to have seen my stack of datapads?
Boulder: You mean the ones that you keep your fantasy stories in?
Chase: Yes
Boulder: They were roasted
Chase:
Chase: Pardon me?
Boulder: Yeahhhh sorry bud, they ain't gonna be approved for publishing anyway
Heatwave: They're here, I was reading and editing them -_-"
Boulder: Oh no that's even worse

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Boulder: Chase
Chase: Yes?
Boulder: You don't fucking go "oh Ima be gentle and TWIST-" THEN EXPECT THE APPLE TO COME OUT PERFECTLY
Boulder: THAT POOR APPLE-
Chase: Did Blades manage to find the remote?
Boulder: ... Yes
Chase: Did Heatwave lecture you about it?
Boulder: Boi
Chase: I, too, am rather observant. Watch out, Boulder
Boulder: I didn't ask to be threatened-

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Chase: Boulder, do you happen to know where Graham is?
Boulder: Does it look like he's my pet?
Chase: Well-
Boulder: Precisely