Transformers Incorrect Quotes

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When the bots are stuck in traffic jam

Heatwave would probably see it coming already and do a stunt. He'd just transform, step on the truck and yeet himself over the traffic. But if it's in the highway... well if somehow on that day he is already in a terrible mood (which he always is every single day) he would just turn on his sirens. Done, he's out of the traffic jam.

Chase doesn't really care. He would spend time counting the vehicles stuck in the jam and then check if the road was built to protocol. If he's done with both, he's going to write additional reports or read out his terrific poems to Chief. If Chief is not there with him, he's going to write poems and works of literature. He also thinks that transforming in the middle of the jam sounds like power abuse so he doesn't do it.

Blades flies through jams. He doesn't even need to wait. He would make fun of the inferior vehicles trapped in the jam with Dani.

Boulder would just activate his earthquake scanner thingy and scare the shit out of everyone. Once everyone gets out of their cars, it's show time. He would ram into all of the empty cars and drive off. That only happens in his mind.

Quickshadow wouldn't complain, considering that she's been in various different roads due to her different assigned missions to track Madeline Pynch. She just... chills. Heatwave wouldn't understand.

High Tide would be busy in the ocean. There's no such thing as traffic jams in the ocean. But if it happens that he can't dock, then he's gonna grumble loudly, making everyone fear him and let him go first. He's mean, and terrifying.

Blurr would wreck into every single vehicle... with the people inside. Oops.

Salvage waits patiently like the good boy he is. Chase would approve.

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