CHAPTER 2.2

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kokichi
heyyyyyy guysssss

Kaito
What do you want

kokichi
i have a kinda morbid question

Kaito
Yeah no don't even think about asking it

kokichi
pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeee

Kaito
Absolutely not.

kokichi
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M BEING SILENCED!!!!!!!!! THIS IS INDOCTRINATION!!!!! FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!!! AND ALL THAT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Tsumugi
I vote we let him ask the question

Tenko
Yeah. Or he'll just get suuuper annoying

Kaito
You guys do realise that he's just gonna say something offensive or mean and we're all gonna regret letting him open his stupid mouth

kokichi
DON'T CALL MY MOUTH STUPID WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Shuichi
What is it, Kokichi?

kokichi
weeeeell you know how we just found out about the ultimate hunt?

Shuichi
Yeah...

kokichi
well. do you guys think that means it's a good thing that rantaro died first?

Kaito
WHAT

kokichi
hear me out, he's the only one of us who knew about the ultimate hunt before we used the flashback light, so do you think if it got used on him he'd like. self destruct?

himiko
what? like he was a robot?

K1-B0
What's that supposed to mean?

himiko
nothing.

Kirumi
I doubt that Rantaro would have exploded.

korekiyo
i agree with kirumi. i don't think humans have ever had any kind of self destruct feature.

MIU
EXCEPT FOR AN ORGASM LOL 🤣🤣🔞🔞🍑🍑🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Tsumugi
Miu...

Shuichi
You know what, I'll give credit where credit is due, that was funny

MIU
THANK YOU SHUICHI I'M GLAD YOU CAN APPRECIATE MY COMEDY 🤔🤔😇😇🔥🔥⚗️📚📚⚗️⚗️🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

kokichi
moving on... that would mean that kaede actually did us a favour! rather than just being an absolute loser!

Shuichi
...

Kaito
Too far, man

kokichi
oh so i can joke about a dude literally fucking exploding but talking about shuichi's dead murderer girlfriend is where you all draw the line.....

Shuichi
She wasn't my girlfriend

kokichi
oh... so you're single? ;)

Tsumugi
Awwww

Shuichi
HOW IS THAT CUTE

kokichi
oh my god he's losing his shit

maki
just shut up omg

kokichi
are you all mad at me :(

maki
yeah

Kaito
Yup

Kirumi
Yes

Tenko
I don't think people are ever not mad at you tbh

kokichi
THAT WAS MEAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tenko
:/

Kaito
I knew that letting him talk was just gonna make him more annoying

kokichi
WELL YOU'RE ALWAYS ANNOYING SPACE BOY SO HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

Kaito
Okay whatever you tell yourself Kokichi

MIU
LOL GET DESTROYED 😭😭🪦🪦🪦🧸🧸⚱️⚱️🤣🍆🍑🍑🔥🔥

Kaito
Are you talking about me or Kokichi?

MIU
BOTH 🤩🤩🤖🤖👽☠️☠️☠️☠️🫀👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

Kaito
Oh

kokichi
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GOOD FUCK YOU KAITO

Kaito
Bruh...

Gonta
What is going on? Gonta confused

Tsumugi
I think we're all confused at the moment.

kokichi
where's depressed boy? i miss his voice

Tenko
Are you talking about Shuichi or Ryoma?

Shuichi
:(

Tenko
You're just proving my point with that sad face

Shuichi
:(

kokichi
i'm talking about ryoma. my dude's just kinda disappeared.

Kaito
He's been upset for a while. Talking about not wanting to live to see the end of the game or something...

Kirumi
Really?

Kaito
Yeah. I feel sorry for the guy

Shuichi
Is there anything we could do to cheer him up?

Kaito
I can't really think of much... Just keep including him in things

himiko
were we not doing that anyway?

Kaito
Well. Yeah.

himiko
so what's the difference?

Kaito
I DUNNO!! I was just saying it as a reminder... Geez...

kokichi
uh oh space boy's angry now

Kaito
>:(

kokichi
oh noooo i'm sooooo scaaaared!!!!!

Shuichi
Hey Maki! Where are you? I wanna talk to you

maki
no

Shuichi
No?

maki
no

Shuichi
Oh

kokichi
LOL GET #REJECTED!!!!! you suck at talking to girls are you sure you're not gay

Shuichi
What?? I just wanted to talk to her It's nothing like that...

MIU
BEEEE WHOO YOU AAAAARE 😇😌😍😍😹😹✊🦞🦞🐛🐛🐛🐛👗👗👗👗👗 FOR YOUR PRRIIIIIIIDEEEEE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

maki
even if it was. it's still a no.

Kaito
What's up Maki Roll?

maki
...

Shuichi
Yeah she's definitely not talking to any of us now.

Kaito
Hey! What did I do?

Shuichi
You were yourself

Kaito
Yeah. That'll do it.

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