CHAPTER 3.3

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kokichi
AYO MAKI U MISSED IT

maki
what

kokichi
WE'RE ALL DEAD LOL

maki
what

kokichi
wow you're not much of a conversationalist huh

Kaito
Dude why are you always trying to freak people out

kokichi
it's funny

Kaito
Ugh whatever... Don't worry Maki we're not all dead.

K1-B0
Yeah. It doesn't make sense logically for us to be dead.

maki
ok.

kokichi
hey K1-B0 if you're a robot does that even mean that you can die? i doubt it.

K1-B0
What kind of question is that????

kokichi
a good one.

K1-B0
I mean... I guess I can't die per se. But I can cease to function. Which is equal to death.

kokichi
awesome

MIU
I DON'T LIKE HOW QUICKLY WE MOVED ON FROM THE WHOLE "WE JUST SAW OUR OWN JOINT FUNERAL" THING 🌚🌚🌚☄️🌯🎗🎗🎗🚕💰💰💰⛓⛓👀👀👀👀💄

Shuichi
I doubt it was real... But I don't really know what else it could've been... We're clearly not dead but why would somebody hold a funeral for people who are still alive...

himiko
nyeh... it's all too confusing

Gonta
Gonta agrees

Angie
Kiyo knows stuff about society and funerals! Perhaps he could shed some light on the vision we saw.

korekiyo
well, living funerals, also called seizensō, are actually quite a common practice in japan. they are performed by people who know that they do not have much time left living, and it's often used to discuss their will. but it does not make sense for us to have had a seizensō, as it's mainly a practice performed by elders who fell like they are burdening their children with their old age.

Angie
Very insightful!

Tsumugi
But I guess that doesn't help us understand our situation very much huh...

korekiyo
not at all, no.

Kaito
Oh. That's a shame.

korekiyo
yeah. also, the people talking in the flashback were referring to us as if we were dead. so they were either under the impression that we were dead, or we actually are dead and this is some sick and twisted purgatory. or maybe hell.

himiko
this is all very scary to think about...

kokichi
wimp

Tenko
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP DEGENERATE!!! HIMIKO HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE AFRAID

kokichi
don't care

Tenko
OF COURSE YOU DON'T YOU EVIL VERMIN

kokichi
"evil vermin" lol i like that

Shuichi
Why does every conversation in this groupchat turn into an argument...

maki
are you really surprised?

Shuichi
Well... Not entirely, no.

kokichi
we're all just very hashtag passionate

Kaito
I guess that's a word for it

kokichi
oh what word would you use for it

Kaito
Annoying, bitchy, whiny

Shuichi
Are you guys really gonna argue like 30 seconds after I asked why you're always arguing?

Kaito
Of course we are

MIU
YKNOW SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING A VIBRATOR WHEN I COULD JUST TURN MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND LET THIS GROUPCHAT DO ALL THE WORK 🤙🤙🦷🦷💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🍌🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥫✨✨🪱💋💋💋💋💋

K1-B0
D:

kokichi
lol u freaked out the robot

MIU
MY PLEASURE 💋💋💋💋🤗🤗🤗🕸🕸🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧎‍♂️🐣🐣🐣🪵🪵🌙

Tsumugi
Why do you have to be so crass all the time, Miu?

MIU
I'M FUNNIER THIS WAY ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🌊🌊🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🏒🏒🏒🩰🚥🚥🚥🏞🔩🔩🪒🪒🪒🪒🪒🪒

Tsumugi
If you say so...

Gonta
Gonta do not like rude joke

himiko
understandable

korekiyo
personally i love miu's crude jokes

kokichi
yeah of course you would, freak

Kaito
DUDE WTF LEAVE KIYO ALONE

korekiyo
no, no, it's okay. i am a freak.

Kaito
Oh... Well... At least you're owning it... I guess...

korekiyo
exactly.

Shuichi
What a weird conversation

maki
ikr

Shuichi
How did this all stem from us talking about the memory we got from the flashback light?

kokichi
the sooner you start embracing our tangents instead of criticising them, the sooner you'll start to find enjoyment in them.

korekiyo
how insightful.

kokichi
i learn from the best.

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