CHAPTER 1.3

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kokichi
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO NO MORE KILLING GAME LETS PARTAAAAAY

Angie
Praise be Atua!

rantaro
guys. how do we know that the killing game is over?

kokichi
DUH monokuma's dead! squashed! splattered against the floor! being roasted in a pot with carrots, rice and curry!

rantaro
i have a funny feeling that it's not that easy...

Gonta
Gonta want to believe that everything better now

himiko
yeah i think we all do... if we constantly worry about something going wrong then we'll all just get bummed out...

Tenko
I agree with you, Himiko!

kokichi
omg why are u so far up her ass

Tenko
UGH! OF COURSE A DEGENERATE MALE LIKE YOURSELF WOULD SAY SUCH A CRUDE THING!

MIU
YOU TELL HIM BESTIE 💋💋👀💀😹😹🙌🙌🙌👏🔪🔪💞💞💞

maki
hey miu, i thought you would've fixed the caps lock on your monopad by now

MIU
IDK I LIKE IT LIKE THIS 😹😹👋👋🤡🥱🥱✨✨✨🔥🔥 I THINK IT FITS MY VIBE 🤝🤝🧚🧚🧚☄️💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Kaito
Yeah. Can't argue with that logic.

korekiyo
i hate to ruin the fun, but it's hard to ignore the fact that we're still trapped here like caged animals.

Tsumugi
Yeah... Like if the killing game is actually over then why can we not leave yet?

korekiyo
my thoughts exactly.

rantaro
yup

kokichi
OMG RELAAAAAAX it's like you've all got a dildo up ur butt like little miss iruma over here

MIU
I DO NOT SHOVE DILDOS UP MY BUTT 🤢🤢🤢🙄🤤✊🙌🙌👀🍑🍆❌❌❌

ryoma
back to what korekiyo said, i personally don't feel like a caged animal. i have once before, though.

maki
are you really ignoring the whole conversation about dildos just to bring up the fact that you went to prison?

ryoma
is there any other way?

Angie
I personally am not fearful of feeling like a caged animal because i know that this is the life that Atua wants me to lead! Praise be!

kokichi
UGH. atua this, atua that, are we gonna celebrate or what?

K1-B0
I'm not really in the mood for celebrations.

Kaito
Yeah me neither. This all seems too good to be true :/

rantaro
i agree, kaito. something's definitely fishy

kokichi
WAAAAAAAAAH RANTARO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON KAITO'S SIDE HE'S SUCH A STUPID LITTLE IDIOT WHY CAN'T YOU AGREE WITH ME JUST ONCE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

rantaro
omg

kokichi
IT'S THE TRUTH!!!!!!! YOU LOVE KAITO LIKE A BROTHER BUT I AM JUST A SACK OF DIRT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

rantaro
if you start saying stuff i can agree with then maybe i'll be on your side more? idk

Angie
Do not worry, Kokichi! I will pray to Atua and ask Him to make rantaro agree with everything you say!

kokichi
thank you angie... AT LEAST SOMEONE'S ON MY SIDE FOR ONCE

Kaito
Stop being such a baby

Tenko
HAHAHAHA get told, Kokichi!!!!

kokichi
oh stuff it you two

Tenko
HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU ARE WORTHY ENOUGH TO REPLY TO ME

K1-B0
Guys, has anybody heard from Kaede or Shuichi since the dining hall? Because they haven't said anything in the groupchat today

kokichi
awwwwwww do you have a lil robo-crush on kaede 😘😘😘😘 or maybe even a lil robo-crush on shuichi 😘😘😘😘😘😘 (i don't judge)

K1-B0
WHAT NO!!!! And it wouldn't be a robo-crush. That's incredibly robophobic language. It would just be a regular crush.

kokichi
so you admit it's a crush ;)

K1-B0
STOP THAT

Tsumugi
Kokichi stop messing with him! You'll make his brain explode!

K1-B0
I WILL NOT EXPLODE

rantaro
no but kiibo definitely has a point. i haven't seen them since. but kaede seemed really upset.

MIU
SO THEY'VE BOTH BEEN GONE FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND NOBODY'S SEEN THEM?? 👀👀👀🙄🤡🤡😹😹🥱🥱💋💋

rantaro
yup. seems like it.

MIU
OH THEY'RE DEFINITELY BANGING 💋💋🍆🍆💦💦💦💦🔥🔥👅👋✨✨✨🧚

Kaito
GROSS

MIU
IT'S JUST BIOLOGY 🦠🦠🧪🧪💉💉🩸🧬🦠🧹🌡🧹🧹🧺🧽🧽🧺🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

himiko
it's still gross tho...

MIU
OH GROW UP YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU STOP BEING FLAT 💕💕💕🧸🧸🎁🎁🎈🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🕳🕳🧲🧲🪓

korekiyo
i would love to know what any of those emojis mean

himiko
i understand and it's really hurtful...

MIU
LOL 😹😹🥱👀🩸🩸🩸🧚🧚🔥🔥🔥

rantaro
yeah i don't think they're doing anything inappropriate

kokichi
how do you know? miu is probably right. they're constantly making lil kissy eyes to each other. they practically bang each other right in front of us.

rantaro
... i'm choosing to ignore that

Tsumugi
Yeah you probably should

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