CHAPTER 3.5

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maki
well that sure was a morning...

korekiyo
how did everything get off track that quickly...

MIU
BECAUSE THE STUDENT COUNCIL IS INSANE 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️🥍🍠🍠🍠🍘🦢🐯🐯🐯🩱🙇🙇🙇🙇 THAT'S WHY 😝😝😝🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️👑👑👑👑👑👑

Angie
It is for your own good.

Shuichi
Our own good that you decide to ban us from walking freely at night, cover the only known exit so none of us can leave, destroy the object that restores our memories, and plan to revive rantaro only to kill him all over again?

Angie
Yes!

maki
god that's twisted

K1-B0
This is the option that makes the most logical sense! If none of us can agree on one option, then we must have one person who's opinions matter the most!

korekiyo
that's called a dictatorship.

Tenko
Oh cool! There's a name for it!

korekiyo
those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it...

himiko
well that's just your opinion, kiyo.

Angie
Exactly! My opinion is that having a dictator isn't all that bad! Especially when said dictator can communicate directly with Atua!

Shuichi
None of you are making any sense.

Angie
It doesn't have to make sense for it to be true <3

Shuichi
Oh I give up arguing.

Angie
Good! Because we must begin preparations for the ritual!

Tenko
This is so exciting!

Gonta
Gonta need to warn everyone he do not like zombies...

Angie
No no no! They will not be zombies! They will be our friends as we knew them!

Gonta
That good!

maki
hey kaito how are you feeling?

Kaito
Not great... But I'll be okay.

maki
that's good

himiko
what's wrong with kaito?

Shuichi
He's not feeling very well at all

himiko
oh no... get well soon, kaito

Kaito
Thanks Himiko

kokichi
oh he's just being a wimp he'll be fine

Kaito
I'm really not in the mood to deal with you right now, Kokichi

kokichi
just turn your monopad off. cyberbullying isn't real dude. like just walk away from the screen.

MIU
SO TRUE 🐌🐌🐌🐌🍞🍞🍞🥢🎨🎨🪙🪙🪙🪙🧿🎉🎉🎉🎉

kokichi
that also means that keebo can never be bullied. bc he's a computer. hah. get it?

K1-B0
Not funny.

kokichi
awwwww do you feel like a victim of cyberbullying right now?????? ITS NOT EVEN REAL HAHA LOSER

Shuichi
Dude what is your problem with Keebo?

kokichi
wouldn't you like to know

Shuichi
Yes. I would. That's literally why I asked.

kokichi
whatever.

Gonta
Gonta hate when friends argue

Shuichi
I think we all do

kokichi
i don't. it's my favourite hobby.

himiko
of course you love arguing with friends. you're not human enough to feel shame.

kokichi
you're claiming that i'm not human when there's literally a fucking robot here

K1-B0
And?

himiko
keebo is more human than you'll ever be.

K1-B0
I feel like i'm supposed to take offence to that...

himiko
no it's fine i said it in a loving way (but not to kokichi. i said it in a mean way to kokichi)

K1-B0
Oh okay :)

maki
has anybody been keeping an eye on the 'student council'? i don't exactly trust them and they've been left alone for far too long.

Angie
Just working on the necronomicon ritual, dear! I'm up in my lab if you want to see for yourself!

maki
i'm good.

Angie
Suit yourself! But it's getting closer and closer to nighttime so make sure you're all in your rooms! Otherwise you will be scolded by the council :)

kokichi
i'm not scared of being scolded by roboboy and his four musketeers.

K1-B0
HEY! I CAN REPRIMAND YOU JUST FOR THAT! ROBOPHOBIC REMARKS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE STUDENT COUNCIL! RIGHT?

Tenko
Right!

himiko
yup!

Gonta
Gonta hate robophobia!

Tsumugi
And so does Tsumugi!

K1-B0
Thanks guys :)

korekiyo
honestly i think we should listen to them and stay in our rooms. not because they're correct in their tyranny, but because they're annoying to deal with.

maki
i couldn't agree more.

kokichi
i never thought me and maki would agree on something. wow. i guess there's a first for everything!

maki
...

Angie
You all heard the nighttime announcement, right? Remember to all stay inside now! For your own safety!

MIU
YEAH WHATEVER BITCH 🚫🚫🚫🥶🤟💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️🙅‍♂️🧣🧣🧣🧣🐰🥼🐆🐆🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩

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