CHAPTER 1.5

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Monokuma
HEY WHY DID YOU GUYS TALK IN THE GROUPCHAT WITHOUT ME???!!???!!??!!??

maki
bc why not

Monokuma
THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!! I MADE THIS GROUPCHAT I FIND IT VERY OFFENSIVE THAT YOU USED IT WHILE YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD

maki
if you don't want us talking when you're not around then try not dying next time

Monokuma
IS THAT A THREAT??????????

Kaito
Personally I'd say it's the opposite of a threat

Monokuma
I DIDN'T ASK YOU, SPACE SISSY

Kaito
HEY WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

Monokuma
SPACE SISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirumi
Kaito, please ignore him.

Kaito
But he's being mean :(

Kirumi
Yes, I understand that that is very upsetting

himiko
did you expect him to be all sunshine and rainbows with you or something?

Kaito
Well I know he's mean but that doesn't mean that I can't get upset when he is mean :(

kokichi
grow up

Kaito
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Kirumi
Now now you two, there is no need to fight

Tenko
Yeah! The only person we should be fighting is Monokuma!

Gonta
Gonta agrees!

Monokuma
How pathetic you guys are. Do you really think you can fight me and walk away without a scratch?

Tenko
Well you are just a gross dude who isn't really in good shape...

Monokuma
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WORKED HARD TO GET MY BODY TO LOOK THE WAY IT DOES!!!!!!!

Tenko
You clearly didn't work hard enough

Angie
Monokuma, I believe that if you pray to Atua, He will present you with the body and the strength of your dreams!

Monokuma
I DON'T NEED A STUPID DUDE IN THE SKY TO GIVE ME AWESOME MUSCLES

Tenko
Idk man, I think it might be your only hope

Kaede
Could you guys stop arguing with Monokuma and actually think of a way out of here?

maki
why would we listen to you?

Kaede
Wha?

maki
the rules were laid out to us very clearly: whoever kills first gets out without a class trial due to the free blood perk. but if nobody kills in the next two days then we all die. personally i only see one way out.

Kaede
Don't tell me you're actually thinking of murdering someone????

kokichi
well what choice do we have kaede?

Kaede
I don't know... ESCAPING???

kokichi
i am never going into that stupid tunnel ever again

Kaede
Well... What if there's another way out??

Monokuma
Awww I hate to burst your bubble, but there isn't.

Kaede
Oh...

Monokuma
HAHAHAHAHHAAAA SHE'S BEEN FILLED WITH DESPAIR!!!!!!!!

rantaro
:/

ryoma
i'm so sorry everyone, but i feel like our only choice is to get comfortable with the idea that somebody may die soon.

Kaede
I'LL NEVER BE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT!

ryoma
you say that, but eventually you will have no choice. life is fragile, but we have been put in a situation which makes it easier to forget that fact.

Kaito
Man... what a bummer...

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