CHAPTER 3.1

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kokichi
happy 'One Day After The Death Of Two Of Our Classmates' everybody!

Shuichi
...

Kaito
You are a twisted individual.

kokichi
lol

Kaito
LOL??!!??!!

kokichi
anyways... I THINK WE SHOULD ALL HEAD UP TO MAKI'S LAB TODAY!!!!!

Shuichi
Why?

kokichi
mostly security. bc yknow... if she's the ultimate assassin she's gonna have loads of random weapons just chilling in there which means murder and stuff. also i just want proof that i'm right about this so that everybody has to bow down to me!!!!!!

himiko
nobody's bowing down to you, loser.

Tenko
HAHAH YOU TELL HIM, HIMIKO!!

kokichi
rude.

korekiyo
i think that's a great idea, kokichi. to ease everybody's minds we must know what exactly is in maki's lab.

MIU
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF WEIRD SHIT SHE'S GOT IN THERE 💉💉💉💉💡💡🧩🧩♟♟🪀🏐🍠🍠🍠🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴 MUST BE A LOT SEEN AS SHE WAS GUARDING IT SO WELL 🪨🪨🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🌂🌂🌂🧎🧎🧎🧎✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

Kaito
I can't believe I'm actually gonna agree with Kokichi on something...

kokichi
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

maki
hey, do i not have a say in this? it's my room. if i don't want you guys in it then i shouldn't have to let you in. end of discussion.

Shuichi
Maki, I trust that there's nothing in that room that you would ever hurt any of us with. I trust that you would never attempt to kill anybody here, including Kokichi. You're a good person. I can see that. But if you want to help us keep everybody safe, you need to grant us access to your lab.

maki
really?

Shuichi
Yes, really.

maki
ugh... fine.

kokichi
WOOOOOOOOO

K1-B0
I think Kokichi should be banned from the room. I don't trust him around any kind of weapon.

kokichi
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kokichi
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T TRUST ME

kokichi
I'M LITERALLY THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY PERSON HERE RIGHT NOW

kokichi
ALL THE OTHER TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE GOT MURDERED FOR BEING TOO TRUSTING LOL WHAT ABSOLUTE LOSERS

kokichi
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER LIED EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

kokichi
AND YOU WANNA BAN ME FROM MAKI'S LAB BC YOU DON'T TRUST ME WITH A COUPLE KNIVES?????

kokichi
PATHETIC. ALL OF YOU. PATHETIC.

kokichi
ESPECIALLY THE ROBOT!

K1-B0
Geez... It was just a suggestion...

kokichi
and if you ever suggest it again i'll break your neck.

K1-B0
HUH?

kokichi
:)

himiko
based off of that reaction i don't think we should ban him from maki's lab. i think he'll go insane trying to find a way in.

kokichi
ah, you know me so well.

Angie
We all have every right to be afraid of what Kokichi will do around weapons, but Atua will protect us from coming into any harm in Maki's lab! He told me himself!

kokichi
oh, did he?

Angie
He did!

kokichi
awesome...

Kaito
Okay now that's menacing.

Gonta
Gonta trusts that nobody will kill him in the weapon warehouse

Tenko
If anybody tries to pull anything on any of us I'll be right there to prevent it from happening. Nobody can get past me and my neo-aikido skills

Tsumugi
Yeah nothing's going to happen to any of us in there. There will be too many of us! A murderer would be foolish to kill in front of that many people!

kokichi
hmmmm why do you know so much about what a murderer would be foolish to do 🤔🤔🤔

Tsumugi
W-What is that supposed to imply??????

kokichi
nothing lol i'm just messin' with ya!

Tsumugi
Well don't do that!

kokichi
damn. alright killjoy.

Shuichi
Well... I guess we should all head up there now.

Kaito
Yup. Meet you guys up there

MIU
LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG 🥶🥶🥶🙀🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️🐱🐟🐟🐟🐟🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓⭐️

K1-B0
I don't wanna be a rotten egg...

Gonta
Gonta doesn't want to be rotten egg either...

MIU
WELL YOU BETTER GET THERE QUICKLY THEN 🔥🔥🥦🥦🥦🥦🏉🩰🩰🩰🎧🎧🎧🗿🗿 RUNNNNNN GUYS RUNNNN 🫀🫀🫀👩‍🍼👩‍🍼👩‍🍼👩‍🍼🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

himiko
stop making them think they'll actually turn into a rotten egg if they're too slow

K1-B0
Oh... We won't?

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