himiko
good morning everyone. this is your official invitation to 'the amazing himiko's magic show' !!! woooooooo
MIU
MAGIC SHOW???!!!???!!! ✊✊😍😍😍😍😍📚👽👽👽⚗️⚗️⚗️🦒🦒🦒🌊🌊🍇🍇🍉🍉🍈🥥🍈🍈🍈🥥
himiko
yes. magic show. tomorrow morning. in the gym
Kirumi
In the gym?
himiko
yes omg how many times am i gonna have to repeat myself. in the gym.
Angie
Yes! We are so excited to present you all with the joy that Atua has placed in our hearts!
himiko
it will be wonderful
Gonta
Gonta love magic show!!!!!
Tenko
Is it really a magic show if you're doing it with the 'divine power of Atua' or whatever...
himiko
yes it is. don't put a damper on the show. atua will simply guide me through the show. the actual magic will all be performed by me.
Tenko
Oh. Sorry.
Tsumugi
It sounds like a lot of fun! I'm excited to see what you can pull off, Himiko!
himiko
oh i'm gonna pull off something awesome
Tsumugi
I'm glad to hear it! :)
kokichi
YES we're finally getting some entertainment in this place! considering you guys are all ultimates, none of you have been talented enough to keep me entertained...
Kaito
We're not here to entertain you, idiot
kokichi
don't care. we have artists, aikido masters, tennis pros, WE EVEN HAD A PIANIST FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! and himiko is the first person to think of putting on a show... it's nice to see where your priorities lie...
Shuichi
Isn't it our priority at the moment to like... not die? And get out of here alive?
kokichi
YOU'RE SO BORING
himiko
there's no need to insult each other omg
Angie
Yes! Himiko is right! Arguing just upsets Atua! This act of kindness being performed by Himiko and I is not something that Atua wants you to argue about!
Kaito
Atua this, Atua that, is the show free??????
himiko
yes. i wanted to charge people 1000 yen for entry, but angie said that atua wouldn't want us to profit off of a gift...
Angie
He would not!
MIU
FREE????!!?)!!!??! 💦💦💦💦🐛🐛👽👽🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🌊🌊
Angie
Are those happy emojis, Miu?
MIU
YES 😌😌😎😎😎👗👗👾👾🤖👻💩💩💩💀🎃🎃🗣🗣👁👁👁
korekiyo
i have personally always found magic shows intriguing
kokichi
yeah of course you'd find it interesting.
korekiyo
i know that is supposed to be an insult, but you are right. i am an anthropologist. of course i find magic shows interesting.
Tsumugi
Ah, never change, Kiyo
himiko
i agree, kiyo, magic is very interesting
korekiyo
no, no. you have it all wrong. i do not find magic interesting, i find magic shows interesting.
himiko
why the hell would you like magic shows without liking magic?
MIU
YEAH!! IT'S LIKE LOVING SEX BUT HATING AN ORGASM 👅👅🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧜♂️✨✨💦💦💧🦴🦴🦴🍖🍖🍖🍖 IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE 🧇🧇🧇😌😌🐛🐛✌️⭐️🍈🍈
korekiyo
i just find the history of magic fascinating, and magic shows have always been apart of that. i don't believe in magic, but people uniting under the common theme of wonder for the unknown? it's beautiful.
himiko
yeah yeah whatever i don't talk to magic haters
Angie
Himiko! Would Atua really want you to say something like that?!
himiko
no, he wouldn't. i can feel his disappointment in me. i'm sorry kiyo. i'm sorry angie. i'm sorry atua.
korekiyo
ah, strong faith, another aspect of human life i find fascinating
Kaito
You're talking as if you're not a human, dude.
Tenko
Yeah I also find it fascinating that a MAGICIAN could believe in a god?!!?!!!? aren't they oxymorons??????!!!!!
korekiyo
not quite, tenko
himiko
tenko that was mean :(
Tenko
OH WAIT NO SORRY HIMIKO I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN A MEAN WAY I'M JUST CONFUSED WHERE THIS SUDDEN FAITH CAME FROM IS ALL BUT I'M TOTALLY FOR YOU FOLLOWING ATUA THAT'S GREAT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT HIMIKO SORRY HIMIKO
kokichi
woooow you're sooooo good at hiding your crushes, tenko
Tenko
WHAT WOULD A DEGENERATE LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT FEMALE CRUSHES??!!??!!? YOU PROBABLY THINK ABOUT BOOBS ALL DAY. SHUT UP.
Shuichi
Can we please move on from this
Tenko
WHY???!? DO YOU FIND BOOBS THREATENING!!??!?! OF COURSE A MAN WOULD THINK THAT
MIU
YOU TELL HIM, TENKO! 😎😎🤖🤖👍👻👻💀👾🌊🏳️🌈🗣🗣🗣🗣 I FUCKIN LOVE BOOBS 🍒🍒🥝🍅🍅🍅🍆🍆👯♀️👯♀️💃💃 NOT IN A GAY WAY THO 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈❌❌🚫🔞🔞🔞🏓🍡🍡🍘☂️☂️
Shuichi
No no I don't find them threatening i just... well I'm just majorly confused about how we got from magic to boobs
kokichi
*gasp* shuichi said boob!
Shuichi
Shut up
Angie
Wait Wait Waaaaait!!! Kirumi!!
Kirumi
Yes
Angie
Would you be ever so kind to do me a favour to help with the magic show?
Kirumi
Yes of course. What do you need?
Angie
Would you be able to sew some curtains please!!
Kirumi
Yes. I'll begin right away.
Angie
Oh thank you so much! Everything you will need is in the gym already
Kirumi
That's perfect.
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A/N
hello
sorry for not updating since april. kinda forgot that wattpad existed. bc i am an idiot! i already have a few drafts prepared and i'm gonna write a few more today. i swear i will finish this fic someday. (hopefully soon) (okay maybe not soon soon but like... soon enough) (within the next year probably) (okay i'll stop rambling and get to writing now bye bye)
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