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"Y'KNOW, LOSER BOYS WITH NO BITCHES (LIKE YOU) R ACTUAL KINDA CUTE" y/n said to her ghost-friend, a bright smile on her face.
"loser boy- no bitches!? the ladies love me! a-and i'm not a loser! i'm the strongest demon slayer, ever!" yoriichi cried (lied), desperatly defending himself against the girls ruthless judgment.
"mmmm, sure, sure... pause, what the fuck is a demon slayer" y/n questioned. her and the so called 'strongest demon slayer ever' stared at each other in silence. yorrichi shot an offended look at her, before sighing.
"oh yeah you dont know abt them... fuck well we like... kill demons? n shit? wait, do you know what a demon is?" yorrichi sucks balls at explaining stuff.
"prolly not" y/n shrugged
"they eat people. and they're super fucking strong. i thinkkkk thats everything but like then again idk"
"is kokushibou a demon?" y/n blurted, her head turning away from yorrichii and towards the small house, as of which kokushibou was desperately cleaning.
yorrichii's words caught in his throat, before gulping
"no, he isn't." he whispered, looking down. he hated lying. but his brother liked this girl. and maybe, just maybe, this girl can help him.
"you're not very good at lying, my love" y/n stated bluntly, resting her head on her hand. "it's fine if he is. really. he won't eat me, or whatever. i can tell. y'know, i may not act like it half the time, but i am pretty smart. he has good intentions.
i mean, even if he were to try and eat me, i'm not afraid of death. i know that there is an afterlife. i have seen ghosts for my whole life. death is completely normal, at least to me." y/n said, with a little flick of her wrist.
"y/n... my home is nice and clean... come inside," kokushibou said, quite proud of himself, popping his head out of the home. he stood there confused as he saw y/n sitting on the snow alone, talking to nothing.
"hey kokushibou?" y/n questioned, not turning her head to face him just yet.
"yeah?"
"let's get married."
"yes please"
"RIZZLER, RIZZARD, RIZZLY BEAR, GLEN RIZZMIRE, RI-" y/n was cut off by a hand, as of which was placed on her shoulder from behind.
"my, kokushibo-dono, you never told me you had a wife! much less a human one..." a voice said, honey laced into it's words.
y/n screamed, jumping into the air like the looney tunes character she truly is. she whipped her head around to face the BITCHASS LOSER that scared her.
"ooo u kinda cute ngl" she grinned, eyes roaming up and down its body.
"good lorddddd i would let u do multiple unspeakable things to me" it responded
"shii ok well, do u liek to be pegged or nah..."
"y/n, get away from him" kokushibou demanded, a sense of protectiveness in his voice
"but he's my bbg 😕😕" she replied, frowning
"he eats women,"
"i eat girls out too twinsss 🤭🤭"
"no i mean... he actually eats them... like food"
"no ones perfect ASSHOLE"
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taisho secrets!
-kokushibou worked very hard on making his house presentable for y/n
-douma likes getting pegged (i can confirm)
-yorrichi was kinda nervous to talk to y/n bc she was the first person he talked to as a ghost
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words ; 583
date posted ; 19/04/2023
date updated ; 19/05/2023
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euphoria 《yandere kny fic》
Hayran Kurgu❝my girl, my girl, I swear I wont be long, till we can play our bug riddled songs❞ euphoria (n.) a feeling or state of intense happiness and excitement. in which they felt euphoria while near her, and would do anything to keep that feeling...