love me (me) [vkook/taegguk]

[part seven] chapter twenty seven - quick question

"So now that we've successfully murdered my hair," Vantae kind of grimaces as he blows a strand of his newly bleached locks out of his eyes, "what's the plan for today?"

"I'm so glad you asked, Van-ah," Taehyung obnoxiously pinches his brother's cheek. "First order of business." He claps his hands together once before pulling his phone out and tapping away at the screen.

He then looks up to grin at everyone in the room as their own phones go off in close succession. "Check your phones, losers. I just sent you all the usernames and passwords for your new private accounts."

Hoseok frowns in confusion. "Our new huhs?"

Meanwhile, Namjoon already looks absolutely disgusted as he peers down at his screen. "What the fuck, when the fuck, why the fuck–"

"You're welcome." Tae cheekily winks at him. "Now you won't have to keep censoring our names when you tweet about us." He gestures between himself and his twin.

Someone's eyes immediately light up. "Does that mean–"

He heaves a sigh. "Yes, you can finally post your stupid selcas with V, Jimin," he replies to his best friend with a roll of his own eyes.

"Quick question," Joon still isn't finished as he lifts his index finger. "Why do you hate me? I mean, Namtiddies, Tae? You really had to go there?" He demands as Jimin and Hobi don't even bother trying to hide their snickering. "And you told me that you deleted this picture!"

"It's not like anyone outside of this room is ever going to see your profile, hyung," Jimin assures him even as he snorts unabashedly when he leans over to take a look at it. "What's the big deal?"

"I don't care. I'm changing–" He doesn't complete his sentence. "This is my email address."

"What?" Hoseok asks.

"How the hell did you get access to my email to verify that it was me making this account?"

Taehyung only blinks at Namjoon with a nervous smile before jumping out of his seat and rounding on his brother excitedly. "So Van-ah was asking what we're doing today. Why don't we talk about that, yeah?"