EXO Random Moments

Not Exo. But Pjo.

Author's Note

Okay sorry for this chapter XD I just have the urge to publish this XD

So Percy Jackson fans... Or should I say demigods, please enjoy this chapter

To other readers, If you don't know Percy Jackson and the Olympians or Heroes of Olympus and probably hate you may now leave and wait for the next chapter. no offense ^^

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Annabeth:
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Percy:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

Leo:
But look at his quoft and crispy locks.

Hazel:
Look at his silk translucent socks.

Percy:
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

Annabeth:
What are we seeing?

Percy:
Is he gay?

Annabeth:
Of course he's gay.

Percy:
Or European?

All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Leo:
Well, hey don't look at me.

Piper:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Annabeth:
Oh please.

All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Leo:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All:
Is he gay or European?
or

Hazel:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Annabeth:
Is automatically-radically

Percy:
ironically-cronically

Piper:
scurtinly-curtainly

Leo:
genetically-netically

All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Nico:
*kisses Reyna's hand* *winks*

All:
DAM IT

All:
Gay or European?

Percy:
So stylish and relaxed.

All:
Is he gay or European?

Frank:
I think his chest is waxed.

Piper:
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

Thalia:
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Reyna:
But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.

All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Jason:
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

Percy:
The floor is yours.

Jason:
So Mr. di Angelo...
This alleged affair with Ms. Arellano has been going on for...?

Nico:
2 years.

Jason:
And your first name again is...?

Nico:
Nico.

Jason:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Nico:
Will.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Will is my best friend.

Will:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.

Nico:
I'm straight!

Will:
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Will:
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Will:
He's gay!

All:
And European and Gay!

Nico:
Fine okay I'm gay!

All:
Hooray!

Nico and Will:
Fine. Okay. We're gay!

#SOLANGELO

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All characters belong to Rick Riordan

This song belongs to the musical, Legally Blonde.