MISS EXO 2015
(Feat. Some more idols to host)
Zico: hello! And welcome to this year's MISS EXO
Taehyung: what am I doing here.
Ilhoon: let's just get on with the judges. First we have... JIMIN
Jimin: *bows* annyeonghaseyo~ *winks* ladies~
J-Hope: JIMIN ILY
Jimin: *cringe* ew. *sees Jungkook* KOOKIE!!!
Jungkook: *ignores him*
Jimin: TT-TT
J-Hope: don't worry Jimin. I'll always be here~
Jimin: TT-TT go away
Suga: I s2g you guys are so gay rn
Taehyung: JIMINNIE PABO
Zico: our second judge would be... Jin
Jin: WHY AM I THE JUDGE? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTESTANT. *flips hair*
Rap Monster: I guess you're not fab eno-
Jin: speak and I will shove this Mario plushie up your butthole
Ilhoon: *facepalm*
Taehyung: last but not the least... Taewoon!
Zico: wait... WHAT
Taewoon: hello everyone!
Zico: WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN JUDGE?
Taewoon: WELL WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN HOST?
Zico: *glares*
Ilhoon: okay then... NOW LET'S WELCOME THE CONTESTANTS!
Zico: first we have... Ms. Hong Kong!?
Taehyung: Taehyung decided to use countries instead of real names
Jungkook: WHO MADE HIM DECIDE?
Ilhoon: just bring in the contestants
Kai: Kang Kong. Kuri Kong. Donkey Kong... HONG KONG!
Chen: what? No Kai Kong?
Kai: +_+ stfu Chen
Chen: Hindi sayo, hindi akin. KENYA!
Kai: it's a pity that's it's not Chenya
Chen: are we gonna fight now Kai? OKAY!
Kai: he just answered his own question
Chen: -_- ihysm
Tao: Hindi sa megamall. Hindi sa greenbelt. Kundi... SAMOA! IF I WOULD WIN THIS CONTEST, I'LL LET EVERYONE SHOWER WITH ME
Taehyung: how about no.
Kris: sabat ng sabat kahit hindi kausap... NEPAL!
Chen: ikaw!
Kris: if you won't stfu istg I will kick your butt so high you'll be in Galaxy
Baekhyun: hindi tricycle. Hindi bus. Hindi taxi... EGYPT!
D.O: walang kutsara. Walang tinidor. Edi mag... JAMAICA!
Chen: what? No knife?
Sehun: Lulu he ith tho mean ;-;
Kris: ihy chen
D.O: *chokes Chen*
Chen: ARGH UNCLE! UNCLE!
Luhan: 27,28,29... TURKEY!
Chen: AKALA KO DEER
KA
Sehun: AKALA KO CAMEL DINOTHAUR KA? BAKIT KA NAGING TROLL!?
Chen: ikaw nga, bulol eh.
Sehun: Luhan thapakan mo nga thiya ang thama thama niya ;-;
Lay: hulihin, bantayan, wag pakawalan... ano nga ulit?
J-Hope: *whispers* Italy!
Lay: who was that!? WHERE AM I!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
J-Hope: FFS LAY ITALY!
Xiumin: gutom siya, gutom ako, gutom tayong lahat... BAOZI!
Ilhoon: Xiumin... It's HUNGARY
Xiumin: I D C
Suho: hindi dinamita, hindi rin bomba... GRENADA! *throws money everywhere*
Everyone: *cheers*
Taehyung: *opens mouth*
Baekhyun: NO TAEHYUNG. MONEY IS NOT EDIBLE.
Sehun: ang thuthunod na palabath ay rated... FIJI!
J-Hope: ewwue. Dirty wateru! MY FACEU!
Chanyeol: ang bansang mahal ang bigas, gayundin ang gas. Maraming mandurugas, marami ring patatas... PILIPINAS! DARA NOONA I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING! I CHOSE THE COUNTRY YOU LOVE JUST FOR YOU!!!
The whole world: *facepalm*
Chanyeol: *derp*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
EXO Random Moments
De TodoWell I'm just doing this for fun XD I'm just a beginner EXO-L and if I got some references wrong please correct me. These would just be random conversations of the EXO members. I found myself always typing sone random conversations of the EXO member...
