Pot of kool aid

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Kris: hey Tao. You said you were gonna show me something?

Tao: yep. hang on. I made a pot of Kool Aid.

Kris: You don't make a pot of Kool Aid.

Tao: Well, I did.

Kris: Is it hot?

Tao: Maybe, maybe not.

Kris: It's hot, isn't it?

Tao: Yeah, but...

Kris: Hot Kool Aid?

Tao: I could put some ice in it if you like.

Kris: Oh, no, I'm not thirsty.

Tao: Gege!

Kris: I'm not gonna drink it!

Tao: *whispers* I made this for you!

Kris: NO.

Tao: Drink it!

Kris: No.

Tao: I want you to drink this.

Kris: I'm not drinking it!

Tao: Drink this right now or I'll pour it on the floor and I'll blame it on you!

Kris: Oh yeah, real mature.

Tao: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

Kris: Now why don't you grow up.

Tao: I DID, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Kris: Well I'm not gonna drink it.

Tao: I HATE YOU.

Kris: That's all I ever hear anymore. Gege try this, gege try that. Remember that - what was it - cinnamon toast and uh... what was it?

Tao: Mayonnaise.

Luhan: yo wut I heard my cue

Kris: Mayonnaise!

Tao: It was a good idea.

Kris: You didn't make a single pound.

Tao: I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.

Kris: Oh and don't forget, rocky road with Tabasco, right? Yeah, what was that, three hospitalized? Yeah, three women, hospitalized.

Tao: YOU ... DRINK ... THIS ... RIGHT NOW!!!!

Kris: Drink your own hot Kool Aid.

Tao: There's so much left of it, what am I going to do with all this hot Kool Aid?

Kris: Drink it!

Tao: No!

Kris: Yes!

Tao: No!

Tao: *slides into the chair* Gege,

Kris: Yes

Tao: Please!

Tao: Drink...

Tao: my...

Tao: hot...

Tao: Kool Aid. *slides glass across table*

Kris: Ok!

Tao: Ok?

Kris: Alright.

Kris: *takes a sip* *Takes deep breath* Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah I like that.

Tao: REALLY?

Kris: really.

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