Chen: hehehehehe since when did we even play football
Lay: Xiumin and Luhan always play football
Xiumin: Lay
Lay: what
Xiumin: that's soccer
Lay: oh
Baekhyun: *applies eyeliner* there better be people cheering for us
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOTBALL WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT THERE HAHAHA
D.O: not if I kill them first
Kai: CAN I GO OUT THERE SHIRTLESS
Sehun: you guys told you'll get me bubble tea and Miranda Kerr if I play but all I get is 8 stupid hyungs. You all fooled me I want a refund.
Suho: OKAY GUYS HUDDLE UP.
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHA HUDDLE
Baekhyun: caN YOU PLEASE STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING.
Suho: OKAY GUYS JUST REMEMBER TO DO YOUR BEST OUT THERE AND IF YOU GET INJURED THAT'S OKAY WE'RE ALL MEN. GOOD LUCK--
Kris: HANG ON. I'M YOUR COACH FOR TODAY DON'T LISTEN TO THAT-- GNOME
Suho: WELL I NEVER
Kris: ALRIGHT YOU LIL SHTS. SEHUN, REMEMBER, THE OPPONENT STOLE YOUR BUBBLE TEA-
Sehun: WOT
Kris: BAEKHYUN, THEY STOLE YOUR HUGE ASS SET OF EYELINERS.
Baekhyun: AW HEYL NAW *z snaps* THEY AIN'T GETTIN AWAY. HOW DARE THEY.
Kris: KAI, DON'T GO SHIRTLESS OUT THERE. YOU CAN GO SHIRTLESS AFTER WE WIN. KYUNGSOO, DON'T KILL THE OPPONENTS. XIUMIN, I KNOW YOU'RE THE STRONGEST SO KICK THEIR ASS. JONGDAE AND LAY ISTG IF YOU TWO MESS THIS UP I WILL FEED YOU TO THE SASAENGS.
Lay: what
Chen: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Kris: AND SUHO.
Suho: WHAT!?
Kris: DON'T SCREW UP.
Suho: =___="
Kris: NOW LET'S ROLL BTCHES
Sehun: wait if you're here... where is Luhan and Tao?
•••
Luhan: *grabs pom poms* THEY'RE GONNA WIN I JUST KNOW IT! SEHUNNIE! MINSEOK! FIGHTING!
Tao: why are we cheerleaders
Luhan: haha idk
Tao: hm... anyway put this skirt on.
Luhan: excuse me?
Tao: put this wig on too.
Luhan: what about you?
Tao: oh don't mind me just go and dress up like a girl.
Luhan: did Kris told you to do this
Tao: pffft. yes.
Luhan: *takes all the things* fine
Tao: pffft.
•••
Sehun: DUDE LOOK AT THAT HOT CHEERLEADER!
Chen: HOLY-
Chanyeol: GET HER! GET HER!!
Xiumin: you guys
Chen: SHHHH MINSEOK. SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT
Sehun: STANDING THERE
Chanyeol: IN HER AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR
Sehun: YOU SEE HER UNDERWEAR?
Chen: HOLY DONUTS. WHERE?
Xiumin: GUYS
Sehun: whot
Chen: yeah what is it minnie
Xiumin: that's Luhan
Luhan: *waves* yo
Chen: oh my *pukes*
Chanyeol: *blank stare*
Sehun: LUHAN YOU LOOK SO HOT!
Luhan: THANK YOU SEHUNNIE!!!
Xiumin: *facepalm*
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Author's Note
A/N: REPACKAGE ALBUM OH MY DIRTY OHHH
DUUUDE THE FANDOM HAS NO CHILL RIGHT NOW
*grabs pom poms*
I NEVER EVEN WANTED TO BE A CHEERLEADER LOL
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EXO Random Moments
RandomWell I'm just doing this for fun XD I'm just a beginner EXO-L and if I got some references wrong please correct me. These would just be random conversations of the EXO members. I found myself always typing sone random conversations of the EXO member...
