Kris: okay so if sm wins this game we go back?
Luhan: yep
Kris: if we win we stay like this?
Luhan: yep
Kris: *sacrifices Tao*
Luhan: what are you doing
Kris: in every game of chess we have to sacrifice the queen to protect the king. In this game, I'm the king.
Tao: ._____. gege I'm still a member
Kris: *sacrifices Luhan*
Luhan: waIT HOLD UP
Sehun: *teleports with Kai* HORD UP
Kai: hai
Luhan: why are you sacrificing me!?
Kris: pawn first
Luhan: THIS ISN'T A GAME KRIS
Kris: SHADDUP I'M WINNING! LUHAN GET LAY WE NEED A HORSE PIECE
Luhan: what is wrong with you
Kris: thIS IS A GAME BETWEEN MEN
Luhan: you'RE TRYING TO MAKE REAL LIFE CHESS FFS
Kris: TAO MY QUEEN AVENGE ME WITH YOUR WUSHU
Tao: ...whet
Luhan: NO TAO. KRIS JUST GET A LAWY-
Kris: NO NO NO. WE GET TAO TO ATTACK SM AND THEN I WILL BLOW UP THEIR BUILDING. BOOM CHECKMATE MOTHERFCKER
Luhan: dear God, please help this poor man
Kris: I'M GALAXY!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
EXO Random Moments
De TodoWell I'm just doing this for fun XD I'm just a beginner EXO-L and if I got some references wrong please correct me. These would just be random conversations of the EXO members. I found myself always typing sone random conversations of the EXO member...
