EXO Random Moments

Chanyeol in School, day 2

Chanyeol: I remember my teacher asked me,

Teacher: Chanyeol, what's the i before e rule?

Chanyeol: I before e... ALWAYS.

Teacher: What are you, an idiot, Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: Apparently.

Teacher: No, Chanyeol, it's, "I before E EXCEPT after C, AND when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!"

Chanyeol: That's a hard rule. That's a- that's a rough rule.

Chanyeol: Plurals were hard, too.

Teacher: Chanyeol, how do you make a word a plural?

Chanyeol: You put a 's'... you put a 's' at the end of it.

Teacher: When?

Chanyeol: uuhhhh... "On weekends and holidays!!!

Teacher: No, Chanyeol. Let me show you.

Chanyeol: So she asked this kid who knew everything. Suho.

Teacher: Suho, what's the plural for ox?

Suho: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.

Teacher: Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: *chuckling* what?

Teacher: Chanyeol, what's the plural for box?

Chanyeol: Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.

Teacher: No, Chanyeol, no! Let's try another one. Suho, what's the plural for goose?

Suho: Geese. I saw a flock... of geese.

Teacher: Chanyeol!

Chanyeol: *chuckling* Wha-at?

Teacher: Chanyeol, what's the plural for MOOSE?

Baekhyun: ...

Xiumin: ...

Luhan: ...

Suho: ...

Kai: zzz

D.O: ...

Chen: ...

Sehun: ...

Tao: ...

Kris: ...

Lay: :D

Chanyeol: MOOSEN!! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods-in the woodes-in the woodsen. The meese wantin' the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!

Teacher: CHANYEOL! Chanyeol,.. You're an imbecile.

Chanyeol: Imbecilen!

Teacher: What are you speaking? German, Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: Jermaine, Jackson five, Tito!

Teacher: Chanyeol, what the heck are you talking about!?

Chanyeol: I don't know. I don't know, really..

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Author's Note

A/N: also from Brian Regan