EXO Random Moments

Swimming

Kris: ALRIGHT EVERYONE. WE'RE GOING SWIMMING!

Chen: it's to escape our timeouts isn't it.

Kris: EVERYONE PACK YOUR BAGS BC WE'RE LEAVING SUHO BEHIND.

Suho: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Kris: I'm just kidding

Suho: okay let's have some rules first. Whoever disobeys will get a timeout again. Chen don't prank anyone.

Chen: you're no fun

Suho: Baekhyun and Chanyeol no more drowning each other in the pool.

Baekhyun: I'll just get my waterproof eyeliner!

Chanyeol: you're no fun

Suho: Kyungsoo leave your knife. Xiumin don't eat in the pool. and that's about it

Luhan: it's like you're saying the rest is well behaved

Suho: it means I trust them.

Baekhyun: harsh

Suho: I PAYED FOR ALL OF YOUR DAMAGES AND FOR THE MANAGER'S INJURIES BACK IN THE ARCADE.

Baekhyun: meh.

Xiumin: well are we going to spend our entire lives here? LET'S GO ALREADY!

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*arrives at the resort*

Chanyeol: *inhales* ah sweet summer air *cough* DEAR LAWD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

Baekhyun: smells like someone farted.

Everyone: *looks at Chen*

Chen: what.

Suho: nvm that. JUST GO AND HAVE FUN CHILDREN!

Xiumin: OH LOOK ICE CREAM!

Lay: where are we again?

Baekhyun: CHANYEOL! TO THE SLIDE!

Chanyeol: TO THE SLIDE!

Luhan: YEAH ME TOO!

Sehun: LUHAN DON'T LEAVE ME

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Xiumin: one ice cream please.

Kai: *dives* YEAH GERONIMO

Lay: *sits on the bench* I thought we're going to Baekhyun's Grandma's house ;-;

Xiumin: dude.

Lay: what.

Xiumin: what is up with you and Baekhyun's Grandma's house?

Lay: the air is nice there

Tao: *dives* Kris hyung! Come on! Dive in!!

Kris: no thanks Tao swimming's not my style

Chen: *pushes Kris into the pool* WHAT IS YOUR STYLE!?

Kris: anbshsbdkdnsn CHEN!

Chen: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suho: I BOUGHT HOT DOGS EVERYONE!

Xiumin: *finishes his ice cream in the speed of light*

Lay: you should eat more ice cream. Suho's gonna cook the hot dogs first

Xiumin: SPLENDID IDEA.