The Purge

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If EXO is in the Purge...

Suho: *locks himself up in his mansion* I'm safe here

Luhan: *steals every hello kitty merch*

Xiumin: *steals all of the steamed buns* NO ONE CAN STOP MEEE

D.O: *looks for Baekhyun and Chanyeol* come out come out wherever you are 😈

Chanyeol: *steals lots of hats and hides from Kyungsoo* please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me

Baekhyun: *steals every make up product* MWAHAHA *someone punches him* OW *stabs the person's eye with an eyeliner* BISH!

Chen: *puts up deadly pranks outside of the house and films the bastards falling for it* hahaha turds

Tao: *hides in the mansion with Suho*

Sehun: *starts a maknae rebellion* BOW DOWN PEASANTS

Lay: *sits beside Tao and Suho* what happened to world peace? ;-;

Kai: *steals tons of chicken* *runs away from Onew*

Onew: GET BACK HERE! *chases Kai*

Kris: *bombs the SMent building* a nation reborn motherfckers

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